mr. fedora

Never have I ever:

1: Kissed someone of the same gender

2: Kissed someone of another gender

3: Passed out from drinking

4: Vomited from drinking

5: Embarrassed yourself while drunk

6: Smoked

7: Taken drugs

8: Been told off by the police

9: Been arrested

10: Gotten in a proper fight

11: Won a fight

12: Lost a fight

13: Made out with a friend

14: Had sex with a friend

15: Had sex with a stranger

16: Dumped someone

17: Been dumped

18: Been in the wrong in a breakup

19: Asked someone out and been accepted

20: Asked someone out and been rejected

21: Regretted a breakup

22: Regretted going to a party

23: Been jealous of an ex's new partner

24: Had an argument with a partner

25: Made a partner cry

26: Been made cry by a partner

27: Made a friend cry

28: Been made cry by a friend

29: Stayed up all night crying

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

Stan: :)

Stan: believe me, if I was into guys you would have not had a chance with him

Stan: I love his eyes Tbfh like love them

Stan: honestly I don't think that'll happen. There's too much baggage I'm going through and no one wants to deal with that stuff

Harry: Stan, please, Louis wouldn't give you the time of day. Your dick is too small.

Harry: Stoooooooooop. I love him! So I win!

Harry: I need to win him back over...

Stan: me? A sap? Never

Stan: well, he's baby face, he loves having a smooth face more than anything!

Stan: the heart thing? Yeah no :) I'm not going to be with any girl to make happy

Harry: Mhm, whatever you say Stan.

Harry: True.

Harry: I love his face either way. He's fucking beautiful.

Stan: I'm not being a sap! I'm being.. nice?

Stan: ah maybe I should just grow out my beard

Stan:

Harry: You're being a sap!!! Lol

Harry: You definitely should. I attempted to persuade Louis to grow out his but he always gets annoyed with it for not growing too long or growing uneven and would end up cutting it.

Stan: oh well how would I know? :(

Stan: ah, well, you keep smiling and I'll tell you you're good

Stan: Hey, I've got the beard and I think that's what wins. Beard > Hot

Stan: well that'll definitely work.

Harry: Yeah, definitely, you wouldn't.

Harry: Aw Stan, stop being such a sap.

Harry: Very true. Maybe which is why your daddy vibes gets me all babied out.

Stan: Praise? So if I say: "Harry you're so damn hot looking like that" would that turn your on? :O

Stan: Hmm, you should totally fix that, how will people know how to win you over? What I Want to be your only sugar daddy?

Stan: Okay, you are welcome to sit on my lap and get praised :)

Harry: Not that kind of praise, idiot.

Harry: I mean, I like being told I've done good, that I'm doing good.

Harry: Yeah? You'll have to go through Kale, mate. It'll be hard, he's hot...but you got the beard.

Sam: Hiya

Sam: Whatcha doing?

Stan: oooo what are your kinks? Do entertain me.

Stan: give you attention and let you sit on my lap... do you think that'll be good? You know with our history

Harry: Mainly praise.

Harry: I think I'm a bit of an exhibitionist but haven't really built on that..Maybe I will, who knows.

“Not always. See.” Mabel giggled. “Hmm, why would I trick you into that?”

“In hopes of me being some bad boy.”