The two beetly bugs in my bathroom found each other.

The spiders in my fridge are so very large and fat because they are sucking the juices out of thousands of dead fruitflies whose bodies have been kept plump and moist by what little refrigeration there is.

If I stand up, right now, grab a wad of toilet paper, and crush all of the spiders in my shower (at least four), I would be demonstrating direct action and a desire for change. I would also be snuffing out four lifeforms just living and this faux moral dilemma is enough for me to justify my continued laziness.

There is rotting meat somewhere in my apartment and I cannot find it. I am surprised by this.

Getting super high before I go out is obviously making me more nervous than necessary. Jeepers H.

The guy delivering my alcohol once called me sir, then corrected himself. "I said, that's fine, dear." When I provided my ID, he took the required verification picture and then squinted at the ID itself, looking for the gender marker. He then nodded and went on his way.

I am useless trash, but not actively harmful.

Eesh. Sucks to suck.

I agreed to a visit with a high school buddy just for the free lunch. I'm typically out of money and most food at the end of each month, so anything not noodles will be a treat.

I have been eating and drinking and giffing way too much. I think it is because I now have energy, but no practical outlets. Got to transition that shit.