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Hey. If you say the word "gullible" slow enough it sounds like orange.
🔪 Really? Uuu... guuuuuullllliiiiiiibbbbbllllleeeee... nope! Doesn't sound anything like orange! Orange sounds like this: orange!
@ask-seth Aqua just got trolled and she doesn't know it.
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Oh no! Who's the real one?
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
Cyn glanced back at the thrown Forknight, slowly processing the fact that a limb was just blown up before she just blinked at this.
..Kay.
Using her Solver mastery, Cyn proceeded to turn the fork into a new worker drone arm, which she haphazardly stuck on.
..Acceptable, until I make a better replacement. Though you may have to remind me, to return this later.
Peppino: ... Heh... You know, you remind-a me of some other-a foe I once-a faced. The only-a difference between you and-a him is that he knew when to run-a away. *Blasts off Cyn's left leg and blows it up with another match.* Oh dear. Look like there isn't a piece-a metal to craft a new-a leg. You-a better hope you have-a good balance.
..Hmm. J, lend me a limb.
Oh- uhm, right away boss.
J took a moment to scan the area, then threw a new leg over to Cyn, who proceeded to haphazardly stick the limb right back on. ..What is it with Cyn and always having backups?
Peppino: I know your friend stole-a that leg. *Peppino then noticed that there was a huge hole exposing Cyn's core that she or no else noticed.* (I have-a one match left. I better make it-a count. I should allow-a her to attack so she won't-a notice the hole in-a her chest and repair it.) HEY YOU-A SCRAP HEAP!!! *Drops the gun.* Do your worst.
..Kay. Didn't steal tho.
Cyn simply snapped a finger, forming a [NULL] over her hand before she proceeded to throw it.
*The Earth shook and the crowd went wild.*
The Noise: Yeesh. I hope I can afford repairs this big. Ah, who am I kidding? When you run a successful TV program like mine, you can afford anything.
(Peppino somehow manage to survive.)
Peppino: I-a guess you're a lot-a stronger and-a smarter than I thought. But you're not-a smart enough to see-a this coming! *Peppino lights his last match and throws it into the hole in Cyn's chest. Cyn's core and body burst into flames.*
Cyn paused at the note that she was now on fire, then proceeded to wrap her tendrils around herself like some sort eldritch cocoon for a moment. She eventually moved them away after having smothered the flame to put it out.
Clever, chef. Unfortunately. J has taught me, basic. Fire safety. So I know, how to deal. With fire. Also, that will not. Harm my core.
Peppino: Maybe not, But I'm-a sure he well
Peddito: Y̸̗̱̅̅Ŏ̴̱̱̀Ů̵̪́ ̷̢̖̎̃S̷̪̾̕M̵̢͓͝E̶͔̔L̷͓̿L̷͙͉̐͂.̵̹͚͋̏.̶̘̞̂.̷̈́ͅ ̵̮͌͌G̶̙̯͌Ö̴͙͘Ơ̵͎̦͘D̸͍̓.̵͇̳͋̈́ (Cyn then sees another chef that looks like Peppino but is wearing a blue shirt, pink hat, pink tank top and red pants.)
Peddito: *Grabs Cyn by the ankles and starts dragging her off the stage.* (Cyn tries to get away, but her attacks did nothing as if he was never there to begin with.)
Cyn just paused at the sudden invasion of her personal space, then proceeded to warp right back to her original location.
..Kay.
Peddtio: O̷̝͓̾̔Ḧ̴͍ ̵̘͇̍͝N̴̼̂O̸̧͝ ̷͈͌̇Y̷͎͗Ȍ̶̧͇̍Ű̶̢͍ ̵̻̝́̐D̸͉͒́͜Ọ̵̔̍N̸̡͝'̴̙͊̏T̸̯͓̉!̶̡̅!̴̲̤̉!̶̦̙̿̍ *Charges towards Cyn.*
Peddtio: *Tears out Cyn's core and eats it.*
Cyn once again proceeded to warp, using an unfortunate Doise as an unwilling distraction for the angry ghost.
..Nope. You cannot, warp. Therefore, I can easily, escape you.
Peddito: *Throws the Doise to the ground very hard.* I̷̳̜͊'̵̲̑L̶͈̝̅L̷̹̩̆ ̷̙̟͐D̵̲̖̆E̶̜̐̾À̸̜̫̈́L̴̺̎͘ ̷̘̻͌̕Ẁ̵̝͚I̴̪͉̊͐T̸̨͎̍H̷̬͝ ̵̣͂Ȳ̴̹̹Ö̷̦̿U̶̥͉̽͑ ̵̯́L̶̘̮̋̈́A̴̤͌̄T̵͓̈́͌E̴͙͗͒R̸͇͈͝.̶͎̩͒ ̵̡̟̂B̷̟̝̃U̸̩̼͘͝T̵̥̫̈̕ ̴̣̓F̵̯̖̆O̷̼͋R̶͚͖͝ ̵͙͎̔͝N̶͙͌͜͠Ò̵͙̻͝W̴͚̉͜-̵̼̮̐̌ *Clones himself.*
Pedditos: W̶͇͓̅Ė̴̡̍ ̸̡̆̏F̸̟̺̑͂Ẹ̶͇̓͗A̴̜̔͆Ş̷̢̛͘T̶̠̈.̴̦̆̚ *Tears Cyn apart starts eating her body. Her head was thrown near Peppino's feet.*
Peppino: I warned-a you. You-a should've given up when you had the-a chance.
Peppino: *Punches Cyn's head all the way into J's arms in the audience.*
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
Cyn glanced back at the thrown Forknight, slowly processing the fact that a limb was just blown up before she just blinked at this.
..Kay.
Using her Solver mastery, Cyn proceeded to turn the fork into a new worker drone arm, which she haphazardly stuck on.
..Acceptable, until I make a better replacement. Though you may have to remind me, to return this later.
Peppino: ... Heh... You know, you remind-a me of some other-a foe I once-a faced. The only-a difference between you and-a him is that he knew when to run-a away. *Blasts off Cyn's left leg and blows it up with another match.* Oh dear. Look like there isn't a piece-a metal to craft a new-a leg. You-a better hope you have-a good balance.
..Hmm. J, lend me a limb.
Oh- uhm, right away boss.
J took a moment to scan the area, then threw a new leg over to Cyn, who proceeded to haphazardly stick the limb right back on. ..What is it with Cyn and always having backups?
Peppino: I know your friend stole-a that leg. *Peppino then noticed that there was a huge hole exposing Cyn's core that she or no else noticed.* (I have-a one match left. I better make it-a count. I should allow-a her to attack so she won't-a notice the hole in-a her chest and repair it.) HEY YOU-A SCRAP HEAP!!! *Drops the gun.* Do your worst.
..Kay. Didn't steal tho.
Cyn simply snapped a finger, forming a [NULL] over her hand before she proceeded to throw it.
*The Earth shook and the crowd went wild.*
The Noise: Yeesh. I hope I can afford repairs this big. Ah, who am I kidding? When you run a successful TV program like mine, you can afford anything.
(Peppino somehow manage to survive.)
Peppino: I-a guess you're a lot-a stronger and-a smarter than I thought. But you're not-a smart enough to see-a this coming! *Peppino lights his last match and throws it into the hole in Cyn's chest. Cyn's core and body burst into flames.*
Cyn paused at the note that she was now on fire, then proceeded to wrap her tendrils around herself like some sort eldritch cocoon for a moment. She eventually moved them away after having smothered the flame to put it out.
Clever, chef. Unfortunately. J has taught me, basic. Fire safety. So I know, how to deal. With fire. Also, that will not. Harm my core.
Peppino: Maybe not, But I'm-a sure he well
Peddito: Y̸̗̱̅̅Ŏ̴̱̱̀Ů̵̪́ ̷̢̖̎̃S̷̪̾̕M̵̢͓͝E̶͔̔L̷͓̿L̷͙͉̐͂.̵̹͚͋̏.̶̘̞̂.̷̈́ͅ ̵̮͌͌G̶̙̯͌Ö̴͙͘Ơ̵͎̦͘D̸͍̓.̵͇̳͋̈́ (Cyn then sees another chef that looks like Peppino but is wearing a blue shirt, pink hat, pink tank top and red pants.)
Peddito: *Grabs Cyn by the ankles and starts dragging her off the stage.* (Cyn tries to get away, but her attacks did nothing as if he was never there to begin with.)
Cyn just paused at the sudden invasion of her personal space, then proceeded to warp right back to her original location.
..Kay.
Peddtio: O̷̝͓̾̔Ḧ̴͍ ̵̘͇̍͝N̴̼̂O̸̧͝ ̷͈͌̇Y̷͎͗Ȍ̶̧͇̍Ű̶̢͍ ̵̻̝́̐D̸͉͒́͜Ọ̵̔̍N̸̡͝'̴̙͊̏T̸̯͓̉!̶̡̅!̴̲̤̉!̶̦̙̿̍ *Charges towards Cyn.*
Peddtio: *Tears out Cyn's core and eats it.*
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
Cyn glanced back at the thrown Forknight, slowly processing the fact that a limb was just blown up before she just blinked at this.
..Kay.
Using her Solver mastery, Cyn proceeded to turn the fork into a new worker drone arm, which she haphazardly stuck on.
..Acceptable, until I make a better replacement. Though you may have to remind me, to return this later.
Peppino: ... Heh... You know, you remind-a me of some other-a foe I once-a faced. The only-a difference between you and-a him is that he knew when to run-a away. *Blasts off Cyn's left leg and blows it up with another match.* Oh dear. Look like there isn't a piece-a metal to craft a new-a leg. You-a better hope you have-a good balance.
..Hmm. J, lend me a limb.
Oh- uhm, right away boss.
J took a moment to scan the area, then threw a new leg over to Cyn, who proceeded to haphazardly stick the limb right back on. ..What is it with Cyn and always having backups?
Peppino: I know your friend stole-a that leg. *Peppino then noticed that there was a huge hole exposing Cyn's core that she or no else noticed.* (I have-a one match left. I better make it-a count. I should allow-a her to attack so she won't-a notice the hole in-a her chest and repair it.) HEY YOU-A SCRAP HEAP!!! *Drops the gun.* Do your worst.
..Kay. Didn't steal tho.
Cyn simply snapped a finger, forming a [NULL] over her hand before she proceeded to throw it.
*The Earth shook and the crowd went wild.*
The Noise: Yeesh. I hope I can afford repairs this big. Ah, who am I kidding? When you run a successful TV program like mine, you can afford anything.
(Peppino somehow manage to survive.)
Peppino: I-a guess you're a lot-a stronger and-a smarter than I thought. But you're not-a smart enough to see-a this coming! *Peppino lights his last match and throws it into the hole in Cyn's chest. Cyn's core and body burst into flames.*
Cyn paused at the note that she was now on fire, then proceeded to wrap her tendrils around herself like some sort eldritch cocoon for a moment. She eventually moved them away after having smothered the flame to put it out.
Clever, chef. Unfortunately. J has taught me, basic. Fire safety. So I know, how to deal. With fire. Also, that will not. Harm my core.
Peppino: Maybe not, But I'm-a sure he well
Peddito: Y̸̗̱̅̅Ŏ̴̱̱̀Ů̵̪́ ̷̢̖̎̃S̷̪̾̕M̵̢͓͝E̶͔̔L̷͓̿L̷͙͉̐͂.̵̹͚͋̏.̶̘̞̂.̷̈́ͅ ̵̮͌͌G̶̙̯͌Ö̴͙͘Ơ̵͎̦͘D̸͍̓.̵͇̳͋̈́ (Cyn then sees another chef that looks like Peppino but is wearing a blue shirt, pink hat, pink tank top and red pants.)
Peddito: *Grabs Cyn by the ankles and starts dragging her off the stage.* (Cyn tries to get away, but her attacks did nothing as if he was never there to begin with.)
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*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
Cyn glanced back at the thrown Forknight, slowly processing the fact that a limb was just blown up before she just blinked at this.
..Kay.
Using her Solver mastery, Cyn proceeded to turn the fork into a new worker drone arm, which she haphazardly stuck on.
..Acceptable, until I make a better replacement. Though you may have to remind me, to return this later.
Peppino: ... Heh... You know, you remind-a me of some other-a foe I once-a faced. The only-a difference between you and-a him is that he knew when to run-a away. *Blasts off Cyn's left leg and blows it up with another match.* Oh dear. Look like there isn't a piece-a metal to craft a new-a leg. You-a better hope you have-a good balance.
..Hmm. J, lend me a limb.
Oh- uhm, right away boss.
J took a moment to scan the area, then threw a new leg over to Cyn, who proceeded to haphazardly stick the limb right back on. ..What is it with Cyn and always having backups?
Peppino: I know your friend stole-a that leg. *Peppino then noticed that there was a huge hole exposing Cyn's core that she or no else noticed.* (I have-a one match left. I better make it-a count. I should allow-a her to attack so she won't-a notice the hole in-a her chest and repair it.) HEY YOU-A SCRAP HEAP!!! *Drops the gun.* Do your worst.
..Kay. Didn't steal tho.
Cyn simply snapped a finger, forming a [NULL] over her hand before she proceeded to throw it.
*The Earth shook and the crowd went wild.*
The Noise: Yeesh. I hope I can afford repairs this big. Ah, who am I kidding? When you run a successful TV program like mine, you can afford anything.
(Peppino somehow manage to survive.)
Peppino: I-a guess you're a lot-a stronger and-a smarter than I thought. But you're not-a smart enough to see-a this coming! *Peppino lights his last match and throws it into the hole in Cyn's chest. Cyn's core and body burst into flames.*
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
Cyn glanced back at the thrown Forknight, slowly processing the fact that a limb was just blown up before she just blinked at this.
..Kay.
Using her Solver mastery, Cyn proceeded to turn the fork into a new worker drone arm, which she haphazardly stuck on.
..Acceptable, until I make a better replacement. Though you may have to remind me, to return this later.
Peppino: ... Heh... You know, you remind-a me of some other-a foe I once-a faced. The only-a difference between you and-a him is that he knew when to run-a away. *Blasts off Cyn's left leg and blows it up with another match.* Oh dear. Look like there isn't a piece-a metal to craft a new-a leg. You-a better hope you have-a good balance.
..Hmm. J, lend me a limb.
Oh- uhm, right away boss.
J took a moment to scan the area, then threw a new leg over to Cyn, who proceeded to haphazardly stick the limb right back on. ..What is it with Cyn and always having backups?
Peppino: I know your friend stole-a that leg. *Peppino then noticed that there was a huge hole exposing Cyn's core that she or no else noticed.* (I have-a one match left. I better make it-a count. I should allow-a her to attack so she won't-a notice the hole in-a her chest and repair it.) HEY YOU-A SCRAP HEAP!!! *Drops the gun.* Do your worst.
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
Cyn glanced back at the thrown Forknight, slowly processing the fact that a limb was just blown up before she just blinked at this.
..Kay.
Using her Solver mastery, Cyn proceeded to turn the fork into a new worker drone arm, which she haphazardly stuck on.
..Acceptable, until I make a better replacement. Though you may have to remind me, to return this later.
Peppino: ... Heh... You know, you remind-a me of some other-a foe I once-a faced. The only-a difference between you and-a him is that he knew when to run-a away. *Blasts off Cyn's left leg and blows it up with another match.* Oh dear. Look like there isn't a piece-a metal to craft a new-a leg. You-a better hope you have-a good balance.
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
..I'll admit boss doesn't usually take much seriously. Though she really doesn't like particular types of insults.
..Hopefully she doesn't snap today.
Gustavo: Well, Peppino doesn't really handle these kind of situations that well.
(Suddenly, all attention was in the sky; The Noise was above the ring in his hot air balloon.)
The Noise: OKAY FLOKS!!! I KNOW VERY BORING VERY FAST!!! SO I'M GOING TO SPICE THINGS UP!!! *Throws something (or more accurately someone.) out of the balloon.*
Forknight: W-Wha- Where am I...?
Peppino: (Okay. I'm starting to think that-a Theo doesn't REALLY appreciate for what I-a did.)
Froknight: No. No. No! No! NO!!! NOT YOU!!! *He tries to run away but Peppino manages to get a hold of him.*
Peppino: It's about-a time you do something-a else than be a pest. *Throws the poor Forknight and Cyn. Her arm came off and became wedged in the Forknights fork. Peppino notices that the arm is trying to reattach to Cyn's body but is also leaking oil.* OH NO YOU-A DON'T!!! *Peppino lights a match, throws at Cyn's arm and it explodes out of existence.*
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
..Ah, right. Here you are.
Gustavo: You're putting to much faith into your friend. Cyn can't win against Peppino. I almost feel sorry for both of you.
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*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
Feel free, to tire yourself.
..Meanwhile, J was slightly puzzled by the sudden offer. Though she might as well reply since Cyn seems to be taking her time.
..Uhm, thanks? ..And sure, I'll give it a try.
Noisette: That'll be $5.99.
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
Cyn just casually stood there, simply letting the Solver reflect every shot fired toward her. She then wiped a bit of oil off her face, only to lick it up after she was done.
Funny. Story. I can just, reflect. Your gunfire.
I let myself, get hit earlier. To show, how much of a disadvantage, you are at for the moment.
YOUR SHIELD WON'T LAST-A FOREVER!!! *Continues firing a Cyn.*
(Mean while in the audience, Noisette is about to attempt to sell J one of her dishes.)
Noisette: Hey robot lady. Let just say you ROCK those pigtails. Would you like a chocolate corncob?
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
Cyn simply stared back for a few seconds, until her body pieced itself back together, taking her head back despite twitchy movement.
Are you, finished? Okee. It is, my turn.
She paused to reattach her head with an audible CRACK, then she proceeded to snatch Peppino up with a pincer before she threw him up simply to swat him back onto the floor with a tendril.
The attempt, was amusing. But nothing, I haven't dealt with.
Peppino: *Get's up.* I have to-a admit. You're a lot-a different then all the other monsters I've faced.
The Noise: HEY!!!
Peppino: But I'm much-a stronger than you think. If I can't beat you normally, *Aim his weapon at Cyn.* then I'll just keep-a firing until there's nothing-a left of your body. *Fires at Cyn repeatedly.* EAT LEAD YOU-A TIN CAN!!!
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
Fun Fact. I have, driven humans. To extinction, before.
Also. I can function, without my head. And move in, many ways, that would, badly hurt others.
Does that, answer your query?
Peppino: ...
Peppino: *Shoots out a huge bullets that's bigger than the pistol and blows Cyn's body to pieces. Cyn's head lands in Peppinos hands.* How's-a that for function?
*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
Angry. That insult, was. Uncalled for.
I was going, to be nice. But after, your comment. I believe, that I will toy with, your life.
Peppino: I've-a fought many-a creatures, including The Noise himself. Not-a to mention I'm hold a gun and you look-a like you're barley well put together. What make's you-a think you stand-a fighting chance?
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*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.
Peppino: You just keep finding me random-a shit to fight, don't ya Theo?
The Noise: Yep.
The Noise: Oh I almost forgot! Since she's made of metal your punches won't do any good. So you'll need this. *Throws a crate that says free gun on it.*
The Noise: Seeing that I owe you one for saving my life. NOW LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
The Crowd: *Cheering for who they want to win. (J is also in the crowd cheering for Cyn BTW.)*
Peppino: (I should be running my-a restaurant right-a now, but instead I'm-a entertaining people with-a sick and twist-a minds on a tv show that's hosted by a man-child wearing-a pajamas. Well, If i have no other-a choice...)
Peppino: LET'S A GO YOU-A MECHANICAL FLESH BAG!!!
