*Over a speaker.* LADIES AAAAAND GENTLEMEN!!! WE HAVE OURSELVES A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SPECIAL GUESTS COMIN' AT YOU LIVE ON NTV!!! LET'S INTRODUCE OUR TWO FIGHTERS!!!
HE'S FAST, HE'S ROUND, HE'S GOT MEDIOCRE TASTE!!! GIVE IT UP FOR PEPPINNNOOOOO SPAGHETTI!!!
*Over a speaker.* OUR SECOND GUEST IS A BROKEN BUT MEAN KILLING MACHINE (Literally.) AND WEARS... A HUMAN AS CLOTHING...!?!?!? YIKES!!! (NTV is not responsible for making you lose your lunch.) GIVE IT UP FOR CCCYYYYYNNNNNNN!!!
*Over a speaker.* AND NOW FOLKS!!! GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR LOVEABLE, HANDSOME, HOST... *Jumps out of his hot air balloon.* THE NOISE!!!
IT'S MAN VS MAN-CHINE...!?!?!? WHO WILL WIN!?!?!?
Hmm. This could, be particularly tricky.
Perhaps I will, need my usual. Tricks of the trade.