you're like if a stick of butter became a person

WAIT I FINALLY KNOW WHO SENT THIS. IT WAS IRL OOMF

heh ehebeheh i just had a fucking seiizure anyways what are u guys up to i tbhink im a girl now but lke

phineas and ferb heritage post

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

why thr fuck did i make this poll 7 days long

im just changimg it now its basically been seven days

why do the comments look like that

bro am i schizo

why do the comments look like that

bro am i schizo

why thr fuck did i make this poll 7 days long