ChaoticNox

I would follow that account

I can’t help myself, it’s too cute!

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

I’m so glad this is back

this will never get old

If I die this is what killed me

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

Proper parenting

god that cat

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

IT GOT BETTER

hwah

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.

chocolate? CHOCOLATEEEEE

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

Where did it go?!

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Dads: WE’RE GONNA BUILD A DECK!

Literally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂

🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕

Fucking dead

This is how a new hit was born