how the fuck is it december this week 

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

if you need me i’ll be in the forest, searching for portals to another dimension,

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

yeah babe you look like a vampire yes you look undead i promise love can we go now

bit fucked up i cant explode into hundreds of bats while making my dramatic exit