Chaotic Nephalem Cinnamon Roll

Y/n: Who the fuck- Aizawa: Language! Y/n: Whom the fuck- Aizawa: No.

Y/n: Hey, Katsuki, do you have feelings for me? Katsuki: Yeah, anger. Y/n: Oh… 😞

Iida: Where’s Bakugo? Kirishima: Doing stuff. Iida: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Momo? Kirishima: Trying to stop Bakugo from doing the stuff. Iida: And Y/n? Kirishima: Trying to stop Momo from stopping Bakugo from doing the stuff. Iida: I see. And what are you doing here, Kirishima? Kirishima: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Y/n from stopping Momo from stopping Bakugo from doing the stuff.

Hagakure: What's worse than a heartbreak? Y/n: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Aizawa: Spear. Y/n: BLOCKED.

Kirishima: You know, you were right. Y/n: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

Y/n: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS! Jiro: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

Sam: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Y/n without them noticing? Dean: Hey, Y/n, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Y/n: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser. Sam: …

Katsuki: If we lose, you’re out of the will. Y/n: I was in the will?

Jiro: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! Katsuki: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Y/n, go find out if that thing can catch fire! Jiro: You're a bad influence. Katsuki: And you don't know your sayings.