The fucking vibes?

Honestly I'm not sure why this account doesn't have more followers because I post the funniest most deranged shit on this app

I really want to scream until my throat is raw but I'm also an Opera singer and this fact alone is messing up my whole brand

I've been listening to my friend talk about minecraft nonstop for two hours... this is what madness feels like. But it's okay Scott I still love you

I've been deemed ritually unclean on Twitter

I'm so fucking tired guys, I dont know how many yee haws I got left in me. This really ain't it.

When he teaches you swear words in Polish😍😍😍😝💫😝💫💖💫😝💖👄

When they tell you to got to sleep but you write bad poetry in Tumblr instead

Howdy yall! I'm really thinkin about throwing myself in a wood chipper! It sounds like it could be a really fun activity and I cant wait to try it!

I love hearing my friend cough up all the flem stuck in his throat... what a beautiful sound

I want to eat an entire fucking bowl of buttercream frosting but if I do that I'm positive my body will explode

I'm the main character and I'm not fucking vibing with that shit

I don't think my heart actually exists anymore, or at least I wish it didn't. Hearts don't deserve rights

I'm a thot process

"Out here tryna get my ass slapped" is a sentence I just thought to myself unironically and that fact is slightly worrying to me

Howdy, I'm going to pass away for personal reasons