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So our dungeons and dragons group are facing their first ever dragon and I didn’t have a minifigure for it so…
TOOT TOOT

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Low roll on a low DC
Ranger: I make the party breakfast.
DM: Make me a survival check.
Natural 1
Ranger:
No one ever wants to hear those words from your DM.
D&D Classes, Simplified
Playing 5th edition for the first time and feeling overwhelmed? Here’s a quick glimpse into the classes.
Barbarian
Fundamentally: It’s like when you step on a Lego in the middle of the night and for a moment your capacity for rational thought is eclipsed by the fact that the entire world must tremble before the unfathomable depths of your wrath. Only with fewer Legos and more swords and stuff.
Mechanically: You can go into a rage in battle that diminishes the damage you take and increases the damage you deal. A lot of your fighting is based on high-risk, high-reward strategies, intimidation, and instinct rather than careful calculation.
Bard
Fundamentally: The words you speak change the shape of the minds around you. You’ve taken motivational speaking to a whole new level. You can also insult someone so hard they die from it.
Mechanically: Your day-to-day repertoire of spells stays the same (once you’ve learned a spell, it tends to stick in your head) and also pulls from a lot of different specializations. You can also inspire your allies, mess with your enemies’ morale, and, yes, insult someone so hard they die from it.
Cleric
Fundamentally: You’re pretty tight with some sort of higher power who’s granted you abilities commensurate with their sphere of influence. You might be a warm and fuzzy beacon of light and love, you might heal the sick, or you might make swarms of insects descend on your screaming foes. God stuff, you know?
Mechanically: You have access to a huge number of spells but don’t know them all off by heart, so every morning you spend some time in prayer and contemplation to make sure a few of them are ready at your fingertips when you need them most.
Druid
Fundamentally: You can turn into animals and control a lot of powerful magic that’s tied in with nature and the elements. You also may have read too many Animorphs books as a kid.
Mechanically: Much like clerics, you have a huge number of spells potentially at your disposal but have to concentrate each morning on picking out which ones you’ll pack with you. You can also, you know, turn into animals. That’s a thing.
Fighter
Fundamentally: You probably watch a lot of action movies and wince every time a character pulls off an amazing fight despite not having any experience or training. You’ve worked very hard to learn strategy, tactics, and precision, and when the stars align, the whole battlefield is yours to control.
Mechanically: Depending on your specialty, you’ll have a variety of abilities to make combat go a little more smoothly for you and your friends: taunting enemies so they focus on the right people, shielding your squishier allies, or just doling out an absurd amount of hurt.
Monk
Fundamentally: You think people get a little weird about their swords; you’ve never needed more than just your fists and maybe a good stick. You’re highly trained and absurdly dexterous: if someone tries to pull a coin out from behind your ear, they’ll probably find themselves with a rabbit in their hand instead and no idea what happened.
Mechanically: You’re so quick that you can snatch arrows out of mid-air. You’re also very centered on precise, devastating strikes, and have a store of ki points that allow you to do special attacks/defenses.
Paladin
Fundamentally: While clerics are generally a little more buddy-buddy or reverential with their divine patrons, yours is something more of an… employer. You know how it is when you’re on the clock: sometimes you gotta do your best to be the good you want to see in the world, and sometimes you gotta swear to enact vengeance for ancient wrongs. It’s a living.
Mechanically: Your singularly goal-oriented abilities are a blend between magic and more traditional combat, and you can frequently use magic spells to imbue weaponry with divine power. You also have an impressive ability to suss out both strong good and strong evil.
Ranger
Fundamentally: You know the wilderness pretty darn well (and probably complain about weekend hikers a lot). Your idea of a good time is being dropped in the woods without a map and having to puzzle your way out, preferably while hunting a few monstrosities along the way…
Mechanically: Your experience and survival instincts will serve you especially well in particular regions (a favored terrain you select) and against particular enemies (a favored type you select). You pick up a bit of magic here and there, mainly to help yourself and your friends make it through the wilderness unscathed.
Rogue
Fundamentally: You’re a very sneaky person who figures the best battle is the one that you ensure is over before it even gets a chance to start… mostly because you know if you get cornered you’ll probably get squashed like a bug. It’s probably a good thing that you’re so stealthy you practically vanish into another dimension.
Mechanically: You get huge bonuses and incentives for attacking first or when an opponent is distracted. You’re also notoriously quick-fingered and can be assured that if something ever goes missing, every eye in the room is going to be looking at you. Whoops.
Sorcerer
Fundamentally: You’ve got some powerful magical abilities that just sort of… happen, and your control over them is a little shaky at best. But it’s fine, it’s all good, you’ve got it handled. That tree was always on fire, right?
Mechanically: You learn a limited selection of powerful spells that are always at your disposal, and also gain access to a pool of Sorcery Points that will let you further manipulate your magic as you get more and more comfortable with your spellcasting.
Warlock
Fundamentally: Some incredibly shifty and absurdly powerful ancient being decided you seemed kind of neat, so they were all, “Hey, how would you like to have some seriously freaky magic in exchange for making a sorta dodgy pact with me?” and you were all, “alksdjflgk???” because hey, otherworldly and unfathomable, and they were all, “Cool, have fun,” and now you can kill things with your brain.
Mechanically: You have an extremely limited number of very powerful spells, but your spellcasting recharges very quickly, since the channel between you and the source of your magical abilities is pretty darn open. You also made a pact with something strange and a little bit unknowable. What could go wrong?
Wizard
Fundamentally: You’re the kind of person who got all A’s in school but also studied their ass off to do it. It’s like you read Harry Potter so many times that you managed to will magic into existence. You’re probably going to drag the party to every used bookstore on the planet.
Mechanically: You have a spellbook that contains every spell you know. Every day, you have to study up on a handful of these spells that you want to have immediately at your fingertips. You can add to the spellbook by finding more spells out in the world and copying them down using fancy-ass stationery.

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Career Options
Good and evil leads folk to take up the mantle of “hero” or “villain.” And while these work well for many, they certainly aren’t the only viable options.
Eldritch Lumberjack Working with dryads and sylphs, you help keep the balance of nature within a territory of land, typically a forest. Part nature magic, part necromancy, you heal or reclaim the denizens of your assigned lands. You work with a wide spectrum of magical plants, beasts, minerals, fungi, and insects.
Fey Farmer Plant, tend, harvest, preserve, distribute, rest as the land rests. Some farmers work open fields, others work swamps or orchards. The landscape if wildly varied, as are the crops. Your domain is all things that magically grow. It takes lifetimes to master, but the joy of work is immediate.
Occult Oceanographer The deep ocean is your realm. You assist mermaids and study kraken, you swim with sea nymphs and help water elementals find their way home. Magic will help you breathe and survive the immense pressures of the Deep Dark, curiosity and currents show you where to go.
D&D has the Great Old One Pact for making an eldritch horror themed Warlock character, now it just needs one for all the other classes.
Barbarian- Path of the Creeping Fear While raging, these barbarians evoke the terror of things that should not be. Their foes might not even recognize them in this state.
Bard- College of Horror These bards collect the most fearful songs and stories they can find, though they must avoid losing themselves to the power of these stories.
Cleric- Madness Domain The gods worshipped by these clerics not only cause but embody madness and the destruction of the mind.
Druid- Circle of the Void These druids have visions of the impossible ecology of a world which both is and is not the same as their own.
Fighter- Writhing Torment Archetype These long-lost techniques inflict terrible pain upon the opponent, both physically and mentally. Even allies must beware the fighter’s presence.
Monk- Way of the Endless Spiral These monks use self-hypnosis as a path to what they call enlightenment, but some of them seem to obey a will that is not their own.
Paladin- Oath of Hunger Under this oath, paladins relentlessly bring about the slow decay and degradation of all they consider unworthy.
Ranger- Rediscoverer Archetype These rangers focus on the past, searching for forgotten lore they can turn to their advantage, though they risk unleashing powers greater than themselves.
Rogue- Dimension Shifter Archetype. These rogues have become so unnaturally dexterous, they can slip through the grasp of reality itself. Some vanish and never reappear.
Sorcerer- Far Kind Origin Descended from or corrupted by beings of the unknowable Far Realms, these sorcerers command bizarre forces not even they can comprehend.
Wizard- School of Numerology Regarding their studies as the purest form of wizardry, these wizards inevitably discover mathematical truths about the cosmos that fill them with dread.
She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

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guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…
girl: Cat’s ignoring you
guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…
[Cat stretches]
guy: Stop it! Oi.
[Cat lies down]
guy: Go away, you! Go away!
girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…
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He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).
Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.
No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).
The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.
Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.
I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.
“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”
So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??
Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂
I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.
I..am..idk
And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.
dooooo your boobs float high
do they wobble toward the sky
can you not help but obsess
on your face-invading chest
can you cup them in your hands
and bounce them like a marching band
do your boobs. float. high.
I think I love you, @randaness
I’m crying 😂😂😂
Um men definitely obsess about their dicks, like #notallmen but have you met any men? Like ¼ of them can’t talk about anything else
dudes obsess about their dicks from the time they figure out how to use their hands until the day they die
A great post - and then the boobs float high song happened and I lost it.
I will say, though, that when I’m in the water and I’m not wearing a “strap these bitches down with the force of an astronaut’s seatbelt swimswuit” that I am keenly aware of my boobs acting like a shelf for my chin to rest upon.
Brilliant, @belovedsangi that should be added to crash information given on flights. “And in the event of an emergency water landing, your unbound breasts can function as a flotation device, keeping your chin above water.” ;-)
I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂😂
Excuse me but, when you’re one of the females on this earth who own big boobs, and you lay down… those bitches roll back and choke you or suffocate you. Okay 😂😂
And @belovedsangi I agree with you, they are floaties lol
Aw shit, I completely forgot about sleeping. Yeah, back sleeping is a joke unless you’re into unconscious self-asphyxiation and stomach sleeping is just asking to wake up with your tits all sore and achy in a not fun way. Ugh
hahaha wow, i honestly think i might get my soundest sleeps on my back, but i do always start out on my side. :)
I imagine it’s also determined by your general ribcage and chest shape? Like singe boobs fall to either side, some come straight up into the jaw, some just pancake on the chest, etc.
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
i was trying to check the “setheverman” tag on this website and the entire site glitched and it honestly felt like i just opened the gates of hell

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