β He loves to hear his own lips flap. β
β This place looks totally harmless. β
β Lucky for us he's not very good at keeping things hidden. β
β Still, an evil plot? I don't know. β
β I wouldn't say it was that easy... β
β I can't believe somebody was dumb enough to leave the keys in this thing. β
β Your voice chip is stuck on cowboy again! β
β I wish I knew what you were saying, little guy. Or gal. Or whatever you are. β
β I find that hard to believe. β
β Yep. That's pretty much how we spend our time. β
β No, I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake. β
β I know, I say that every time, but this time, really, nothing will stop me! β
β Who are you calling nothin'? β
β At least I know he won't screw it up! β
β Hasta la bye bye, suckers! β
β Where'd you run off to? β
β I did a little shopping, grabbed a bite to eat, and trashed a giant killer robot. β
β I just hear save them, save them, over and over. β
β I guess it can't matter much. β
β Experience has also taught me that the best way to solve problems is to kick robot butt. β
β Somehow, I knew you'd say that. β
β You missed the BBBE. β
β Like a battery? β
β Eggman could be anywhere. β
β He's my buddy now. β
β To get to me, you're going to have to go through your best friend. β
β And then I won't just control one little punk, but the whole universe. β
β Pay up, ___! β / β Uh, we didn't bet. β
β Did you give the guide your complaint? β
β Nobody said there'd be math, but I'm with you, buddy! β
β Once I start moving, I don't need much time! β
β Yes, I 'reckon' I will. β
β Where is your new voice chip?! β
β I think that's the wrong chip. β
β Ouch. I think I gloated so hard I pulled a muscle. β
β If you are not a robot, please return to the main park areas and ignore anything evil you might have seen here. Thank you. β
β Now, if everyone will excuse me, I'm going to put a stop to these 'renovations'. β
β Seems like these guys are getting harder and harder to find. β
β All unauthorized photography, video reproduction, or shutting down of generators is strictly prohibited. β
β No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me! β
β You try to be reasonable... β
β Wow, sometimes I even impress myself.Β β
β Uh, are you talking to the broken robot who can't hear you? β
β Maybe. That's between me and the robot. β
β His cruelty knows no bounds. β
β Don't worry. We'll get 'em out. β
β I haven't seen ___ in a while. β
β It's messed up. So I'm gonna' mess YOU up. β
β Don't say I didn't warn you. β
β You don't think the weapon you were shot with still works? β
β That's what I like to hear. β
β The planets are free! β
β Was there ever any doubt? I mean, really? β
β 'We'? I don't remember you fighting off any insane robots. β
β We ARE the party. I think we're their guests of honor! β
β I WILL have the last laugh! β
β How is laughing last special? Isn't that like being the slowest one to get the joke? β
β People look at me like I'm an idiot. β
β That's because you ARE an idiot! β
β You talkin' to me? β
β Yes, I'm talking to you. There's noboddy else here, so I MUST be talking to you! β
β No! This can't be happening. It's backfiring. Impossible! HOW?! β
β I can't remember a plan he didn't stop. β
β Ah, there's the sweet sound my auditory processors know and love. β
β I have suffered a setback, but this thing's far from over! β
β The man gets an A for effort, that's for sure. β
β When I feel the ground shaking under my feet and see plumes of dust rising and rubble tumbling and aliens running for their lives, yeah, I get a bad feeling. β
β Yeah! Running now! β
β Leaving so soon? β
β Say you're going to destroy us and stop embarrassing yourself. β
β Not only do you foil my plans, but you foil my speeches as well! I work hard on them! β
β I'd say it's been nice knowing you... but it hasn't. β
β I have to admit, I'm a little scared. I don't think we can beat this guy. β
β Oh, shut up! β
β This might not end well. β
β Man, I can't believe you made it through that! β
β A hedgehog's gotta' do what a hedgehog's gotta' do. β
β Thanks, but I had a little help during that last part. β
β Thank you for saving us. β
β Thank YOU for saving us. β
β I don't care! Just push. We have to hurry! β
β I already have my revenge planned out, and next time I will not fail! β
β All I want to do is talk talk talk. β
β Ugh, what I wouldn't give for the maddening silence of space right about now. β