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I have a type, and he’s in trouble most of the time

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That drunk reader drabble was so yummyyy, what abt soulless sam carrying reader to the motel or whatever after just to fuck her.
he probably struggles a bit to get you to warm up to him after his shenanigans i think.
when he tries to wipe your face from dirt, you push him and kick him like a drunken sailor. “stop it.” he exhales, crouching in front of you with a towel. you shake your head, leaning back and scrunch up your face. “told you m’fine. wanna go to bed.” you murmur. it sounds like you have marble mouth, saliva seeping out of the glands.
“no, stop being a baby.” sam pulls you back from behind your neck, face to face again so he can look at you. your eyes are glassy, somewhat drunk and somewhat upset. “sweetheart. i’m sorry for making you trip, okay?” he brushes his thumb against your jawline. you keen. “stop it, stop it,” you turn away, kicking your feet at him. “y-you made me fall. got me drunk and made me fall, and- and it wasn’t nice.”
he kind of laughs at you when you speak. every slurred, angry word makes the corner of his lips turn up. you frown deeply.
“i’m trying to make it up to you. you don’t want me to make it up to you?”
“no.”
“no?” sam puts the towel down. “sweetheart, be serious. you’re acting like a child.” you shrug and look down into your lap. “i’m not. i’m mad at you.”
“then let me make it up to you.” he thumbs at your skin again, smiling innocently. you look up and scrunch your face. “..you’re not gonna be mean again?” he shakes his head. “no, baby. i promise.”
that fucking liar.
you’re not sure why you trusted him, but you can only blame it on the alcohol. or the fact that he’s got your face pushed into the cold floor, ass pulling back into his pelvis. he stretches you open ruthlessly, no prep except for a few fleeting touches of his fingers. his body, all broad shoulders and muscle towering over you as he fucks you into the tile.
you groan and grasp, feet arching and a strangled cry escaping your throat when his fingers curl into your hair with such force it pulls you up and drops you down with every thrust.
“making it up to you,” he grunts, leaning over and kissing the side of your head. you whimper softly, leaning into him. “gonna make it up to you. make you piss out all that alcohol, sweetheart. think you can squirt f’me tonight?” you nod.
he adjusts, sliding his hand under your body and pressing the heel at your stomach. you squirm lightly, feet curling and kicking. he’s so deep already and with his hand on your body it feels 100 times worse. that forces you to curl into yourself, legs trembling and sliding. you can feel it inside you, with every deep thrust of his cock, every slam of his tip against your cervix, you feel it building. it’s not like the pressure or an orgasm where it’s light, sweet, slowly building. it’s like you’ve got something crawling inside you.
sam keens for once, whines at your back and bites your shoulder. he bites hard, not a care for how he’s practically eating your body. he ruts into you like an dog humping someones leg, hunched over animalistically. your cunt tightens around him and you feel the centipede crawling out of you, spurts of white-hot liquid coming out like a fountain.
his eyes roll back, a huff and groan leaving his throat. it vibrates over your sensitive skin. he rubs at your clit while you drench the floors, your clit throbbing with each glide of his fingers. “there you fucking go, spill that shit!” he growls, letting go of your shoulder. he sounds like a completely different person. you’re not sure why it only clicked now that this isn’t sam—your sam.
he cums with a sob. it sounds like him, cute and trembly, but it’s not. he squeezes your hips so tightly his nails leave crescent marks. you feel sick, dizzy from so much movement and bile rising as alcohol threatens to expel. he pulls out and lets you drop.
“see? i made it up to you.” he pants, rolling you over onto your back. your bodies slip around for a moment, squirt covering your skin and the ground below. you hiccup, squinting up at him. “w-what’s wrong with you?” you stammer, sniffling softly. he leans over your body, one hand carefully grabbing your face, cheeks pressed between his fingers. “nothing, baby. you feel better?” he coos, rubbing your skin hypnotically. you blink away the worry. “y-yes. thank you..” sam pecks your lips, smiling with dimples on full display. “good.”
that’s your sam, right?
experienced werewolf!bf!dean winchester who is willing and ready to teach his pup how to take big knots and inexperienced puppy!reader who is relying purely on breeding instincts when it comes to a mate because they're too shy.. walk with me here..
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"You meet Sam and Dean Winchester on a hot summer afternoon when you’re seven. You don’t know it yet, but they will become the most important part of your life."
WARNINGS This story is Sam x reader x Dean, as well as Dean x reader and Sam x reader. Specific warnings can be found on the individual chapters, but here are some general ones I found important to mention ahead of time.
Neglectful parents. Referenced sexual abuse. Polyamory. Heartbreak. Pregnancy & child birth. Explicit sexual content.
A NOTE ON CANON DIVERGENCE I've taken some big liberties with canon (I hardly know her) that will become apparent while reading, but here is the gist of it:
Mary Campbell makes a deal for her lover's life with a cross-roads demon and is killed by it ten years later. John goes on the hunt for the demon and takes his infant and toddler sons with him. Sam isn't fed demon blood. The brothers aren't the warriors chosen by heaven and hell to fight an apocalyptic battle. They are just boys, not loved enough or not the right way. Rough around the edges. They spend their summers at Bobby Singer's house in Sioux Falls. This is where they meet you.
PARTS & CHAPTER OVERVIEW New chapters on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
PROLOGUE - If only things could be like this forever PART I masterlist PART II masterlist PART III masterlist PART IV masterlist PART V masterlist
oh my god — inject this in my fucking veins.

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MISSED YOU
PAIRING : soldier boy x wife!reader
SUMMARY : you missed soldier boy as much as he missed you so you pay him a little visit at work, knowing where it would lead.
WARNINGS : established relationship. love. lust. smut. unprotected p in v. sex in public. strong language. pregnant!reader. faithful!soldier boy.
A/N : my first soldier boy oneshot—finally! wasn't planning on this one being first (or it being my 400th post!) but i had a dream about this so here we are 😆 (hated that i woke up.) hope yall enjoy!!
Soldier Boy couldn't wait anymore; You couldn't wait anymore. It had felt like forever since you last saw him, but in reality, it had been a few days. He had been working late, and by the time he got to his floor at the Vought tower, you were already asleep. So, you show up on set to surprise him, having missed him terribly.
He may not have been the best actor, but watching him save the damsel in distress made your panties pool with desire. As if he senses your presence, he looks behind the camera, his eyes instantly finding yours. He really could point you out in a crowd, making you feel like no one else was around. His eyes skim over your dress, and a mischievous smirk plays on his lips. The actress clings to him, her left hand on his chest, eyes big, and her breasts bigger. She doesn't notice you and continues to fawn over the supe; You aren't sure if it's for the scene or if it's real, either way, you aren't worried.
my girl! you wrote this so good, I wanna do [redacted train noises] to Ben.
Ok I have to ask because the amount of incest/Daddy stuff OK BACK TO THE POINT, but can I request Soldier Boy x reader smut where basically soldier boy retired or after season 3 explosion is hiding away with reader basically starting a new life. New chapter he wants a baby, and basically use of daddy kink BUT instead of the babygirl stuff he calls reader mommy as a replacement because they wanna be parents.
Anyway love your work, keep slaying, and anyone who read this far and cares for the weird incest things please touch grass a bit, PEACE OUT
mommy dearest ⪩ ⪨ ꠹
pairing : soldier boy x afab!reader
summary : just months after retiring , it seems ben’s new fixation is getting you pregnant. one specific night leads you to discover a new secret kink , one you could get very used to. (takes a little while to get to the actual request, i couldn’t help myself).
warnings : fluff in the first half , smut , mommy / pregnancy kink 💦 , cowgirl , i guess ooc ben , sub!ben , dom!reader , slight embarrassment at one part , dirty talk , kissing , very lazy dialogue because i can't write it , good boy mention.
quick a/n: all requests are in the process of being written, im just a slow writer so it’s taking me a while to get through them all !
When Ben met you a year ago, catching sight of you walking down the busy streets, the first time he saw you he had to take a double glance before saying ‘woah’ out loud like he had saw something unbelievable. Which, in some case, he did. Your beauty was on another level, and your smile could hypnotize anyone who crossed your path. He knew he had to have you, no matter what.
Sure, he didn’t stop pestering you until you gave up, agreeing to a date that ended with the hope of another, but if someone told him he’d retire and hang up his legacy as Soldier Boy to move to a quieter part of the city with that exact same girl he now called the love of his life, he’d have laughed in their face and called them a fucking idiot. Yet that’s exactly what happened, because somewhere in those months of trying to win you over, the lines of love and lust blurred and he found himself desperate for you until you became his.
Right after the events of being stabbed in the back yet again by people he associated himself with, because he’d absolutely not call those fuckers his friends, Soldier Boy disappeared from the face of the earth, so everyone naturally, and gladly, assumed he was dead and never to be seen again. But you knew better, as later that day of the betrayal, you opened your front door and found yourself staring into the eyes of a familiar face. One look at his face told you everything; this wasn’t Soldier Boy, the man who tore through people without second thought, feared by many.
This was Ben; the man who took you on several dates and pulled your chair out for you at restaurants, reenacted that one spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp and made you laugh as he almost pouted when you pulled back before the kiss. The man who wasn’t the monster he was painted out to be by society, who was still just that young boy looking for attention and someone to care for him.
That was the night everything changed for the better, the night that Ben confessed his love for you and begged for you to move away with him, away from the bullshit that you could potentially get tangled up in. He couldn’t have that. He’d been looking for a reason for decades, and finally he had it, so he would do everything in his power to keep you in his arms and never let anything harm you.
The move had gone smoothly, with only a handful of times when Ben would snap at the movers for taking the piss out of him and his time just so they’d move quicker. But, even then, you knew it was a much different approach to how he would’ve handled it all those months ago, when he was only looked at with hate or lust. He was dialling back the emotions he used to be unable to control, just for you.
And you liked loved this rebrand, that now he didn’t look over when someone yelled ‘Soldier Boy’, he’d keep on walking when girls gave him ‘fuck me eyes’ and just rolled his own eyes when they’d whine at his ignorance. It was more authentic than the man that was on TV screens, and you’d gladly never watch TV again because he had been handed to you by the gods and made yours, something you woke up everyday and looked forward to.
Now, with you two settled in a lovely house on the outskirts of the city and Ben’s devotion to you only growing stronger everyday he looked into your eyes, the topic of kids had came up so many times you couldn’t keep count anymore. It seemed every conversation began with something simple, and somewhere in between it would turn into;
"So.. When is it time to have kids?"
"You’d look fuckin’ amazing pregnant."
"Have I ever told you that the house would look better with some little shits runnin’ around?"
And yes, he had told you that the place would apparently look better with kids in it, he just worded it differently every time so you wouldn’t question it as much. But, hey, it worked.
It wasn’t that you were opposed to the idea of having children, especially with someone as pretty, as you’d called him from time to time, as Ben. It was far from it. You were willing to bear his children, birth them and give him the family he’d always wished for, it was just you’d never went through that process, so you were a little hesitant and worried of what would come with the positive pregnancy test when it came to that day.
Yet, not a single one of those thoughts were swimming around your mind when you were straddling Ben’s lap one night, hands tangled in the messy locks of his short hair and tugging lightly, drawing soft groans from his lips that were connected to yours. While your tongues danced around eachother and collected spit from one another, his own hands were gripping your waist for stability as you bounced on his cock, the tip bruising your walls with each bounce.
He couldn't even remember how he ended up beneath you, when he was the one who had pounced on you first, but was he complaining? Absolutely not, not when your pussy was clenching around him in sync with his grunts. He was so pussy-drunk he didn't even realise the words, or rather word, he slurred out as your walls fluttered around his sensitive cock and he drew closer to his peak. "Fuck, mommy, don't stop. 'M so close."
That single word had you frozen, hips stilling and lips pulling away from his, ignoring the string of saliva to focus your attention on him. The sudden stop had him almost whining until he caught himself, and only then did it dawn on him what he said. The realisation made him want to curl in on himself and hide under the sheets, hide from your smirking face and eyes that glistened with something akin to arousal and arrogance.
"Mommy, huh?"
The smugness in your tone lead to his cheeks flushing and eyes darting away from yours, suddenly heavily interested in the wallpaper you had chosen months prior to match the colors of the random shit he bought. "Just hurry up and-" He didn't finish the conjunction before you covered his mouth with one of your hands with a click of your tongue and shake of your head, making his brows furrow and gaze return to yours. When his eyes met yours, he instantly recognized the look you were giving him and he knew exactly what you were waiting for.
With a resigned sigh and smirk that was hidden by your hand over his mouth, he gave a slow roll of his hips. "Please, mommy? Can you keep ridin' me like a pornstar?"
You rolled your eyes at his compliment, knowing he could never say anything without there being a dirty ass innuendo or reference to something sex related. "Good boy." And when you began to roll your hips against his, you wish you had an audio recorder for the sweet moans and murmurs of your name that fell from his lips and floated in the air of the stuffy bedroom. You began picking up the pace when you felt his fingers dig into the meaty flesh of your hips, your own fingers holding onto his shoulders to steady yourself. "Such a good boy for mommy, baby."
Fuck, he now knew how you felt when he called you that, because hearing you refer to yourself as mommy made his face scrunch like he smelt something foul and "fuck" spill from his lips without a breath, giving a lazy thrust upwards before the only thing spilling was his seed inside of your warm cunt. You followed shortly after, his thumb rubbing your clit giving you the final push.
You collapsed ontop of his chest with a tired moan that could be mistaken for a sigh, face buried in the crook of his neck, as you both tried to catch your breath, his hands caressing your waist, something he knew soothed you after sex. It took a few minutes until you finally gathered a thought and opened your mouth, and Ben knew what you were going to say before you even spoke when he caught a glimpse of the teasing smirk on your lips, so he braced himself.
"So.. Mommy, huh?"
"Don't you start, doll. It just slipped out, seemed natural given what we talked about."
And, sure, it might have slipped out. Doesn't mean it didn't stick, though, as everytime you two had sex from then on, there'd be atleast a round or two where you'd be on top and he'd be a mess beneath you, that one word being the only thing he could say between jumbled and incoherent words.
ALSO, incest fics are fucking weird!! stop romanticising sexual encounters with family members, fiction or not. yes im talking to wincest fans and other fandoms that do this. and tag ur fucking posts correctly too 😭
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Been wanting to send in a season drabble request forever! So thrilled I was finally able to come up with a prompt for once! What about some angsty Dean x Reader aftermath of the Quareen taking on Amara’s form as Dean’s deepest desire? Maybe they’re already in a relationship or theres some pre-existing mutual (or not) pining? Your choice! :) (Thanks in advance if you do choose to write it! Your writing is always so incredible!)
Amara
Dean x Reader / Dean x Amara , Sam
674 Words
Warnings: NSFW. Smut and Angst. Dean’s a mess
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Dean paused with his hand on the car door, looking over the roof at Sam. “Just- just don’t tell Y/N, OK?”
Sam started to protest, wanted to tell him that she would understand, but he simply nodded. “Promise.”
“Thanks.” Dean pulled the door open. “She’s just a little… all this Amara stuff, ya know?”
Sam frowned but agreed. “Yeah. No, I get it.”
Y/N was waiting back at the motel, a bucket of fried chicken growing cold on the table. She sat at the end of the bed, knee bouncing, eyes staring at the door. It wasn’t like her to worry, but things were so off lately, they were facing so much, that anytime Dean wasn’t within view, her panic crept up.
“Hey.” He startled her when he walked in and Y/N ran to him, kissing his cheek as he pulled her close. “Miss me?” he laughed, letting her go.
“I did.” She smiled and looked him over, examining his face and hands for any cuts that needed immediate attention. “How’d it go?”
Dean swallowed hard and pulled away, shedding his jacket and tossing it on the bed. “It was what it was. All handled.”
what the fuck….
can we maybe get a little Sammy pet play fluff/smut?? something along the lines of how he takes care of puppy!reader, teaches her tricks, treats her like a dog… mayhaps how he disciplines her when she isn’t obedient😳
ty for the ask!!! i see a lotttt a people are fans of pet play which i luvvv <3 i’ll do two of these (after i finish the second one i’ll link it here): one for puppy!reader and one for puppy!sam! I’ll also be doing owner!dean, which was teased in this post, and should be out soon as well!
fluffy stuff first!
owner!sam is sooo gentle with his girl. he makes sure your collar isn’t too tight, keeps you nicely groomed, and feeds you the best and most nutritious meals on the market. he just spoils you rotten!
owner!sam who buys you toy after toy, trying to keep you preoccupied if he’s busy. your favorite is the tug-a-rope, since Sam would often hold onto the other end while you pull on your end, trying to pull it out of his grasp. his grip is always too tight for you to get it, though :(
owner!sam who completely melts if his baby gives him puppy eyes (little does he know you’re just copying him), leaving him completely defenseless. he’d give up the entire world if you asked him to with those sweet eyes…
owner!sam insisted that you were to be clicker trained. wether he’s clicking with his mouth or an actual clicker, he keeps you in line. he prides himself on how you know so many tricks, making owner!dean jealous since his puppy!girl only knows how to sit.
if you’re hunting with owner!sam, he’d have you follow scents of whatever your hunting and reward you with treats if you lead him to them.
owner!sam who loves to hear your happy little yips when he gets home, watching your tail wag and and smile widen as you tell him about your day. he’d lay you in his lap while gently scratching behind your ears, your tail thumping happily against the couch.
if you weren’t much of a bad girl, owner!sam would punish you by having you sit in your kennel, curled up in your bed with a pout. he could never stay mad at you, though, so he lets you out after a few minutes ;3
smut under the cut!!!
god I love dom Sammy <3
Minute-long compilation to make up for inconsistent posting
im actually in love with his hands. idc how weird that sounds but his hands are absolutely gorgeous. the things i would do to have them on me… </3

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SAM’S SHY GIRLFRIEND HEADCANONS.
sam winchester x fem! reader
ꕤ summary: general shy dating hc again!! spoiler; sam is the softest, most patient boyfriend ever. he understands your awkwardness, your shyness, your nervousness, all of it, and he loves you for it.
♯ warnings: lots of cuteness, emotional moments/support, comfort!! soft boy affection overload, sam being the gentlest giant to ever giant, safe relationship energy that might make you cry, pre-established relationship.
♯ notes: on the request of the sweet @everythingisaspectrum!! sorry this took so long (╥﹏╥) for anyone worried on the taglist who signed on just for dean, just hit me up and ill make sure to not tag you on any other characters. plus the taglist got an update!!
HE DOES GROCERY SHOPPING IF YOU’RE TOO STRESSED.. but not in a ‘ugh, fine I’ll go’ way. no, this man is walking out the door with a list you scribbled and texting you stuff like “do you want the strawberry yogurt or the peach? i forgot which one’s your favorite :(“
he’s the best boyfriend in the world 🩵
listening to a knock at the door, and can’t help but think of sammy.
Roe buck with antler deformity in which an antler is growing from the eye socket.
she’s servin goalss
sleepyhead ! - sleepy!sam hcs
ft;; sam winchester , gn!reader
dean ver. ◟ moodboard. ◟ masterlist.
contents & disclaimers: puppy dog sam(?), clingy sweetheart sam, not set in any particular season, fluff, intended lowercase, cheesy writing, suggestive themes, not proofread
a/n: i wrote this while listening to this, ive been thinking of this concept since his bday, also this is slightly inspired by a post i saw a while ago but i seriously do not remember what it was called, also this took me hours. sigh
my big 6’4 teddy bear, how I adore him so fucking much. i imagine the weight of him on-top of me, and it makes me so fluttery inside <3

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jinx ✶ witch.ᐟreader
jinx tried to live a normal life as they could, but it was hard when their dad was a part of a coven and fell in love with their hunter mom and grew up with powers. but after running into the winchesters, jinx is thrown back into the world of supernatural and eventually falls for the taller winchester against their better judgement and wishes.
✶. a/n: RAHH i finally made an intro post/ mood board for jinx! i thought i had made a mood board for them but apparently i didn't loll but i need to come back and write for this universe bc i miss jinx and sam sm <3
✶. a/n .2: also got inspo for the layout by @daylighted
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hold me, console me ── . ✶ s. winchester
summary: sam's not answering your texts, so you panic and track him down to a hospital OR where dean finds out that you and sam are dating
pairings: established sam winchester x witch!reader, sam winchester x gn afab!reader, sam x jinx!ノ wc: 3.3k warnings: no use of 'y/n', reader is a witch and referred to as jinx, based on my headcanons for this verse, angst, some hurt/comfort, fluff, dean being dean, slightly suggestive but not really, title is a lyric from no one noticed by the marias, kinda edited; all mistakes are my own a/n: happy birthday to sam winchester the loml!! lol ik im still technically on a hiatus but i had to post this in honor of his birthday and i've been meaning to write this since like march and ive been wanting to write for this universe again and so i finally finished it!! i still have shit ton of school work to do but trust ill be coming back soon (and hopefully with a mini series to post for you guys!) but in the meantime enjoy the fic <33 sam winchester masterlist | season of the witch masterlist
omg i love this so much, i adore fics when the boys date a witch reader!! ofc my psychic baby would love a witchy girl <3 also Dean’s reaction to the truth is frying meeee so bad, omg!! But very mature as well!! “I don’t want to be an uncle right now!” BYE, LMFAO.