*holds up a hammer* can endangering annoyingly funny TVs be a hobby?
“Er what now?”
“That sort of hobby sounds dangerous to somebody’s health. M I N E to be exact!”

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*holds up a hammer* can endangering annoyingly funny TVs be a hobby?
“Er what now?”
“That sort of hobby sounds dangerous to somebody’s health. M I N E to be exact!”

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uhm- HELLO. I'm a celEBRITY!.. of course I'm charismatic and personable. It's in my formatting.
noformat replied to your post “noformat replied to your post “// there’s only one BIG reason I’d...”
what have i done???
You’ve made a deal with the Devil but don’t even worry about it caz for the incredibly low price of 99.99.99--
noformat replied to your post “// there’s only one BIG reason I’d consider touching anything that...”
do it
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
// there’s only one BIG reason I’d consider touching anything that could involve Mike accidentally being reformatted into a sprite .. and that is because I’d want to write out his reaction to the change it’d 100% be in the vein of ‘OH no what’s happened to my beautiful face?!’

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[[ HHHHM HMMMM quality is BAD AF but it gets the point across ]]
HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD?
zeword:
Ah, there he is. Her funny little evangelist. Daemon taps her fingers together and gives a giggle, bending down to his level and extending a hand.
“allo, Michel. I’m afraid I don’t have anything to purchase your lovely products with.”
Upon her words the corners of Mike’s mouth slung down low in a fleeting sense of melancholy, going so far as to dip his beady eyes.
Same song and dance for poor old Mike the TV.... honestly nobody’s quite sure who IS his regular buyers base. Oh well the show must go on!
Back on the horse again he’s perked-up with the flip of a channel! Mike, without any hesitation puts his little mitten of a hand inside of Daemon’s own.
“Even so.... Your very presence is worth more than all the BITS in the Super Computer, My Lady!”
“Truly, you are immaculate.”
“Charming!”
“The FACE that TVLAND loves and adores!!”
DEAR how he emphasized with great lengths of body language, free arm flung up into the air.
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
// If Mike the TV was a frickin sprite rather than an appliance.. you know.. look we all know.. He’d look like young Vince Offer the slap chop and shamwow guy... you can’t escape this truth
Hexadecimal you too--??
AH EM Mm! Mainframers and public entertainers, i.e. myself, lookout! It’s the unstoppable QUEEN of Pandemonium herself!
And. she. is looking stunning.
Tell me, have you done something new with your haaair?
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M-HU-ATRIX! Buddy! Aren’t you a sight for sore CRTs!
Hey did you show-up to spend a little quality time with little ole Mike the TV huh? Didya didya didya? Like old times right!
@noformat
tocorruptandconquer replied to your post “// True facts is that Daemon is 100% enabling Mike to be himself. Even...”
megabyte vc: I'm going to kill you
*cue the comical sounds of Mike’s knees rattling together*
Eeeaaasy there pilgrim. No need ta be start’n a ruckus!
There’s a lady present.
// True facts is that Daemon is 100% enabling Mike to be himself. Even around Megabyte. Yup.
#Des this is horrible and I hate you
No, say it isn't so!!!
*GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS* Oohhhh cruel, cruel wooorrrlld! Despised. By my own friends.
Aaaahhhh where’s a bucket of ice-cream to binge watch yourself with when you need it!
This is for the House, the Car, the Boat, the Yard

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It slices, it dices, it even formats julienne fri---
DAEMON!!?
Bzzt! Well, shucks. Beggin’ your pardon, pretty, little lady, I didn’ see you there.
zzt. Uh-hu.... Looking for a product? Flatwarehairspraynailpolishyogamatsindustrialsizedhedgeclipperssizethirteenclownshoesheadlightfluidlefthandedgrapplinghooks--?
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Watch this, you’re gonna love my nuts.