Ninety-nine, Ninety-nine, Niiiiiinety-nnnnniiiiiine!

“Er what now?”

“That sort of hobby sounds dangerous to somebody’s health. M I N E to be exact!”

what have i done???

do it

[[ HHHHM HMMMM quality is BAD AF but it gets the point across ]]

Ah, there he is. Her funny little evangelist. Daemon taps her fingers together and gives a giggle, bending down to his level and extending a hand.

“allo, Michel. I’m afraid I don’t have anything to purchase your lovely products with.”

Upon her words the corners of Mike’s mouth slung down low in a fleeting sense of melancholy, going so far as to dip his beady eyes.

Same song and dance for poor old Mike the TV.... honestly nobody’s quite sure who IS his regular buyers base. Oh well the show must go on!

Back on the horse again he’s perked-up with the flip of a channel! Mike, without any hesitation puts his little mitten of a hand inside of Daemon’s own.

“Even so.... Your very presence is worth more than all the BITS in the Super Computer, My Lady!”

      “Truly, you are immaculate.”

  “Charming!”

                   “The FACE that TVLAND loves and adores!!”

Hexadecimal you too--??

AH EM Mm! Mainframers and public entertainers, i.e. myself, lookout! It’s the unstoppable QUEEN of Pandemonium herself!

And. she. is looking stunning.

Tell me, have you done something new with your haaair?

M-HU-ATRIX! Buddy! Aren’t you a sight for sore CRTs!

Hey did you show-up to spend a little quality time with little ole Mike the TV huh? Didya didya didya? Like old times right!

megabyte vc: I'm going to kill you

*cue the comical sounds of Mike’s knees rattling together*

Eeeaaasy there pilgrim. No need ta be start’n a ruckus!

No, say it isn't so!!!

*GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS* Oohhhh cruel, cruel wooorrrlld! Despised. By my own friends.

DAEMON!!?

Bzzt! Well, shucks. Beggin’ your pardon, pretty, little lady, I didn’ see you there.

zzt. Uh-hu.... Looking for a product? Flatwarehairspraynailpolishyogamatsindustrialsizedhedgeclipperssizethirteenclownshoesheadlightfluidlefthandedgrapplinghooks--?