Hector Murkoff

Well, from what I’m seeing right now, you and I are on two opposite sides of this window. And I can’t just let you bite me. That would be another security violation.

Violation this, violation that. Sie alle hassen einfach einen Mann, der sich gesund ernährt.

Mr. Müller. I don’t hate you. I just can’t let you BITE me.

I wouldn't bite too hard. Verspeche.

Okay, look, Müller. You would have to be on your ABSOLUTE best behavior for me to even consider that. Can you do that for me?!

I am always on my best behavior Freund.

Your recent reports don’t say that. Now I want you to listen to me very carefully. I don’t give special privileges for bad behavior. So if you really want me to give you my blood? You’re going to have to show me why you deserve it.

Hm. Alright, that seems reasonable enough. Your track record is solid. I'll allow it.

Very well! You know, you’re one of the more civil ones I have to deal with. You might just earn yourself a special privilege if you keep that up.

Why thank you sir, I do make an attempt to be civil with people who I'm neutral about. But I would like to complain about that one Prime Asset... If I recall correctly, his name is Leland Coyle?

Ah, yes, he’s got a myriad of complaints about him. Go ahead, let’s hear it. What’s got you all worked up about him?

Just trying to make some sense of your case report, is all.

Very well! You know, you’re one of the more civil ones I have to deal with. You might just earn yourself a special privilege if you keep that up.

Well, from what I’m seeing right now, you and I are on two opposite sides of this window. And I can’t just let you bite me. That would be another security violation.

Violation this, violation that. Sie alle hassen einfach einen Mann, der sich gesund ernährt.

Mr. Müller. I don’t hate you. I just can’t let you BITE me.

I wouldn't bite too hard. Verspeche.

Okay, look, Müller. You would have to be on your ABSOLUTE best behavior for me to even consider that. Can you do that for me?!

You're no fun at all.

I don’t want to get ATTACKED AGAIN. How is that being “not fun”?!!

Just not fun. I don’t know what to tell you.

What if YOU’RE the not fun one?! Huh?!!

The enemy is reporting attack to its superiors. You must act quickly .

Hang on, now, that’s not an actual attack that’s being reported. It was threatening words from a Reagent that unfortunately have to be taken seriously in a place like this.