c'mon, shapeshift with me

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven't known true satisfaction since

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven't known true satisfaction since

tired of these “trans people are just th same as cis people!!!!!!!!!!!” posts. no. trans ppl are better and sexier in every way. cis ppl do not hav the panache, gravitas or pure energy and power that trans ppl do. sorry sweaty i dont make the rules i jus say the facts

DO NOT SHOP AT TARGET OR ORDER FROM THEM ONLINE ON MAY 1st THERE IS A STRIKE

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

perfect partners don't exist. find someone that you can build with and learn from. support and hustle together.

this is an anti joe exotic blog, if you stan the racist animal abuser man or his transphobic documentary bc he’s a ~gay feral icon~ pls leave lmao

Erwin Wurm - Small Fat Car (2001)

I proudly drive this disgusting car around town loudly honking the slop horn and leaving a trail of sludge everywhere i go

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream