luca had spent the last twenty minutes pointing at himself like there had clearly been some kind of clerical error, shaking his head at every teammate who walked past wearing the sort of grin that immediately made him suspicious. the setup had been annoyingly coordinated too. a hand on his shoulder. a drink shoved into his hand. somebody hitting him with a c’mon, man, it’s for charity like public humiliation suddenly counted as community service. so now he was standing under stage lights he never agreed to, one hand around the microphone, staring out at the crowd with the look of a man actively reconsidering every relationship in his life. his eyes landed on his teammates crowded near the bar and narrowed immediately. one slow point in their direction. “ just so we’re all clear… ” a pause. “ i hold grudges. ” the room laughed. luca let out a breath through his nose, dragged a hand over his face and looked toward the screen as the first notes started playing. he stared for a second, looked back out at the crowd, then back at his team. “ ...oh, you are all unbelievably dead to me. ”