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even more startersΒ·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
βA little warning would have been nice!β
βYou almost shot me! Again!β
βHide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!β
βI saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.β
βYouβll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.β
βBook? What book?β
βItβs all lies! Slander I say!β
βSo after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.β
βYou owe me. I mean really owe me.β
βStop it, youβre being even more rude than usual.β
βThe cold and I donβt mix.β
βYou look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?β
βI had sex behind the court house.β
βPublic sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.β
βThey hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.β
βIf you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.β
βYou have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.β
βIf, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.β
βI want to fall asleep while embraced.β
βI once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.β
βI will savor the day I can watch you fall.β
βI will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.β
βThere is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.β
βYou can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what sheβs told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.β
βGood deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.β
βThat child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.β
βI am the Queen/King & I demand respect.β
βYou will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.β
βGirls donβt want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.β
βI want you to break me with your own hands.β
βHave you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?β
βWhy must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?β
βIt is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didnβt find him a better man than you!β
β I have a little neck.β
βYou make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!β
βWill you not kiss your daughter?β
βShe has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I donβt want her near me.β
βHow DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?β
βYou have such bony knees.β
βQueens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.β
βI will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!β
βThe King has asked for me?β
βEven in carnal matters?β
βI shall not go the way of my sister!β
βPower is as exciting as love, I discover.β
βAnd who has more power than our dearest king/queen?β
βTouch her, and Iβll have her sent from court.β
βMind your tongue, or Iβll have you sent from court.β
βI ORDER you.β
ββ¦I think Iβm a good person. I think thereβs good in everyone.β
βI see these kids Iβve known all my life and wonder: What happened?β
βRemember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?β
βCollege will be paradise.β
βGrow up. Bulimiaβs so β87.β
ββ¦Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.β
βFor a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.β
βYou LIAR.β
βThey will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.β
βI care not who has the title βbastardβ when I am dead.β
βYou are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.β
βChaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!β
βDonβt read it. Sheβs having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.β
βWhatβs your damage?β
βSorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you βtil I break you.β
βI think we broke my mattress.β
βNo sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.β
βIβm like oxygen. Iβm everywhere.β
βThus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.β
βShoulda thought of that before you killed me. Iβm gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.ββ
βWhy are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?β
βThere are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.β
βI was hoping youβd rip my clothes off me, sport.β
βI bet thereβs all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some βich lugeβ bulletsβ¦?ββ
βI hope sheβll be a fool β thatβs the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.β
βAnd I like large parties. Theyβre so intimate. At small parties there isnβt any privacy.β
βYouβre worth the whole damn bunch put together.β
βSurprise, surprise.β
βIβm older, but hardly more wise.β
βIs she beautiful?β
βI have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.β
βYour Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.β
βFor men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.β
βIf I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.β
βBut stars come out at night.β
βI am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.β
βScience without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.β
βIs that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?β
βCut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.β
βIf you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.β
βOkay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.β
βTheyβre as far away as I could send them.β
βAre we ruled by superstition?β
βI do not fear the people.β
βBUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?β
βOn a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?β
βIt is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.β
βWhat good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?β
βWelcome to the nerd lab.β
βThe more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.β
βStay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.β
βWanna fight for me?β
βHey, are you still alive?β
βYou speak as though you have seen this yourself.β
βYouβre late. You missed quite a show.β
βSuch tragic lovers.β
βI honestly donβt find that to be romantic. Itβs pathetic.β
βLove? You think love will save you?β
βOnly fools believe that soulmates exist.β
βI donβt know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless youβre THAT desperate for balls in your face.β
βGather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.β
βThe blood is in your hands, not mine.β
βYou speak as though you are innocent in this.β
βYou took their heart and destroyed it.β
βDo you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?β
βI do not fear death.β
βAm I in hell?β
βIf you think for a moment, then youβll find it.β
βI will not be meek or obedient.β
βYou do not own me. I am not your property or anyone elseβs for that matter.β
βAnd you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?β
βThere are worst fates.β
βI would rather die than be locked in a cage.β
βYou can take that pen and shove it up your ass.β
βLet me see your face.β
βMy computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?β
βTV makes shit look so easy.β
βI could try, but no promises.β
βI just want to go home and shower.β
βThat cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.β
βI think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.β
βPut. those. cookies. down.β
βOh shit, I made a booboo.β
βBanana monkeys apple balls!β
βWhat sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.β
βI have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.β
βYouβre quite defiant, arenβt you.β
βHold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.β
βBring them BACK.β
βI shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.β
βThose who refuse will die.β
βHow do you forget?β
βThis was supposed to be a surprise damn it.β
βHigh or low, they will sign or they will die.β
βI believe in choices, both good and bad.β
βI didnβt fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.β
βFunny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.β
βI hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.β
βCall it what you wish, but you and I both know itβs the truth.β
βDonβt speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.β
βShut your eyes then.β
βThat child saved your life.β
βHey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.β
βI am no whore, despite what you like to think.β
βBeauty fades.β
βMac or PC, I donβt care.β
βFind a legal way then.β
βTheir blood is on your hands. Not mine.β
βCanβt make a habit of this you know.β
βCan I stay with you? I canβt be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.β
βYou swore you would protect me!β
βYou are a toad.β
βWhat did you do, roll around in pig shit?β
βGet out you snake.β
βIf they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.β
βThere is nothing you can say that hasnβt already been said.β
βMusic is important. There are so many advantages.β
βI couldnβt sleep. Can I stay here?β
βYou are my soul mate!β
βI once tried to read that. I couldnβt get through the book.β
βBURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?β
βTo love? Or to spy?β
βWhich witch is which?β
βI signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didnβt sign up for demons trying to murder me.β
βWhoβs your daddy now?β
βIβll be good, I promise.β
βDo you hate me so much you would do this?β
βI loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.β
βMy love for you surpasses everything.β
βI am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.β
βTake it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.β
βWill you give yourself to me?β
βOnce, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.β
βMy heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?β
βYou can try.β
βI think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.β
βPathetic.β
βChildren? Oh no, Iβ I donβt think I can even have children.β
βImpossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.β
βDid they touch you?β
βI donβt think I can move.β
βThe best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.β
βMy heart belongs to one being and it is you.β
βI need help. I cannot face this alone.β
βYou ask far too much. Please, donβt make me do this.β
βAre you pregnant?β
βIβm pregnant.β
βIβm sorry, but your child is dead.β
βWho is the father?β
βHow can you love a person like him/her?β
βMonster!β
βYou are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!β
βThere is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.β
βY-You? What are you doing here?β
βThe last dance you will ever have is with me.β
βWe are two ships in the night.β
βThe shadows grow darker.β
βIt will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.β
βYou belong to me now.β
βYou WITCH.β
βYou sold your soul to the devil & for what?β
βRevenge will be mine.β
βThe dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.β
βOur Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lordβs birth.β
βOh this ainβt right. This ainβt right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.β
β I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.β
βThis is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.β
βYou know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.β
βLiving in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.β
βLove is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.β
βLove is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.β
βIf. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.β
βThe wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.β
βI recognize the symptoms of your illness, and itβs not called marsh fever. Youβre with child.β
βHeβs insane.β
βThis is a good day for him.β
βIf you knew my father, youβd commend me for waiting this long.β
βHow long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?β
βThere was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.β
βIs it murder to defend your motherβs honor?β
βAnd if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.β
βYou care so much for someone you hardly know.β
βThat was the bravest thing Iβve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lionβs jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.β
βAll things are permissible in our dreams.β
βI believe trust needs to be earned.β
βThe others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?β
βI do tend to win whatever battles I fight.β
βYouβre not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice β forget our dreams or live them.β
βTrue malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.β
βAnd so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.β
βFor it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.β
βThat night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.β
βYou know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.β
βNot all queens start as princesses.β
βYour eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.β
βWe had a deal.β
βI want to be just like you.β
βSometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we donβt wish to, weβd do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They donβt resemble anything youβd have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.β
βI murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?β
βThe dead donβt lie.β
βI am the only one that knows.β
βThe next lie to cross your lips will be your last.β
βYou would threaten me, your one true ally?β
βSo you would buy me outright?β
βI want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the sufferingβ¦ or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.β
βWe know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.β
βMy husbandβs affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.β
βWeβve lost control. Sheβs no longer ours.β
βWhy? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.β
βI donβt think Iβve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.β
βThere was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.β
βAll the world shall be yours in return; all the world.β
βYou asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.β
βThe witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.β
βHe/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.β
βThis dog will come back and bite.β
βSave your thoughts. Say nothing.β
βYou must cry for me, for I have no more tears.β
βWhere is the murderer?β
βBe careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.β
βYou see Iβve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.β
βDo not stare at him in public. It weakens you.β
βThe only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.β
βAll things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.β
βThey will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till thereβs no one left standing.β
