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Road Trip!
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A Hat In Time Inspired M!As
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Hat Kid: Your muse can now rewind time up to half an hour. Time cannot be rewound again until they've returned to the present, but they can rewind as many times as they want while the M!A is active.
Bow Kid: Your muse has been relegated to the role of player 2, and mimics any action taken by whoever they're currently with. If they're with multiple people, they mimic whoever has the strongest personality.
Mustache Girl: Your muse has a very strong, very skewed sense of justice, and seeks to punish people for even the smallest slight. We're talking r/nuclearrevenge here.
Mafia Goon: There are now multiple identical copies of your muse that act independently of each other.
Mafia Boss: Your muse is temporarily without their body, having been reduced to a pair of eyeballs floating in a jar. How terribly inconvenient.
Cooking Cat: Your muse is compelled to cook as much food as they can and share it with anyone and everyone, to the point of obsession. Actual cooking skill level is irrelevant.
The Badge Seller: Your muse has the ability to teleport, but every time they do, they become more glitchy and unstable. The more unstable they become, the harder the teleporting is to control.
The Conductor: Your muse shouts everything they say and is quick to anger. Good luck keeping secrets or being stealthy.
DJ Grooves: On the one hand, your muse is stunningly fabulous and charismatic. On the other hand, they cannot stop dancing.
C.A.W. Agent: Your muse is compelled to ask invasive questions of anyone they speak to.
The Snatcher: Your muse is now a spirit who feels compelled to bargain for the souls of others, and is willing to use any method they can to seal the deal- even if it means brute force with their new ghost powers.
Queen Vanessa: Your muse's heart is now as cold as ice. They treat their friends and lovers cruelly, and use ice magic to freeze anyone who disagrees with them into statues.
The Fire Spirits: Your muse now has an extreme attraction to fire. Any time they see an open flame, they cannot help but be drawn towards it. They will also collect and burn as many flammable objects as they can.
The Goats: A strange disease is causing your muse to behave aggressively towards anyone who approaches. They will fight strangers, friends, and foes alike.
The Captain: Your muse is compelled to seek water- the deeper, the better. Once they find it, they will refuse to leave unless they are physically carried out.
The Seals: Your muse is almost criminally adorable... to the point where no one takes them seriously. They also use "owo speak".
Deathwish: Your muse is now living life on hard mode, and even simple tasks are proving to be fatal. Fortunately, or perhaps UNfortunately, they just won't stay dead...
"Dave the Barbarian" Sentence Starter Meme
As you know, pants can really hold a grudge.
Thus begins an action-packed (and tremendously expensive) chase scene.
You have free will! It says so right here in the script.
I had that dream again. You know. The one where I do obscene things to penguins with a croquet mallet.
Don't mess with the princess!
You're going to have to give up this whole *breathing* thing.
They found the weak point! Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have labeled it!
I'm the master of all evil. THE MASTER OF ALL EVIL! I can't help it if I have an adorably, curly tail.
IT'S GOT MY EYEBROWS!!!
In the end, it wasn't strength that won. It was careful attention to laundry instructions.
That sounds nasty for some reason.
Crackpots and weirdos?! Count me in!
Ah-hahahaha! Fear the mighty, devastating, bloodthirsty... Kitten? Okay, this is really not what I had in mind.
What is it!? A spider!? Is something burning!? Is it on me!? I don't see it! Is it invisible!? Are invisible spiders crawling on me and burning!?
I knew love was blind, but I didn't know it was stupid, too!
Sorry, I don't like to wear my glasses when I'm committing unspeakable acts of evil. They make me look bookish.
You're about as scary as a quart of non-fat milk!
Here's the plan; we changes our names, move to a distant island, and disguise ourselves as a family of travelling donkey polishers.
Move your hand one inch closer, and you'll be pulling back a stump.
I'm a monster! An evil, bloodthirsty, uncivilized monster! Who's totally in love with you!
Animal Crossing Villager Meme
Send me a character (mine or yours) and I’ll tell you...
What kind of animal I think they would be
Which of the in game personality types fits them most closely
Which K.K. Slider song would play in their home
Oh dang, has it really been two years since I last posted?

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Patton Oswalt Standup Sentence Starter Pack
"What invoked the wrath of the wizard? FIVE DOLLARS!"
"I'm going to fight crime and expose magicians!"
"I've got an Archangel looking after me, with a flaming sword made of unbaptized babies! Let me jump outta this thing like a Green Beret!"
"Just hate-fuck the audience with magic."
"20 games of Galaga and he will invoke a thorny doom from beneath the crust of the earth!"
"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."
"There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
"Can you just take all of those food items and pile them in a single bowl for me, so I can eat them all together like a death row prisoner on suicide watch?"
"I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you."
"Is there a way that the bowl can play This Mortal Coil's "It'll End In Tears" album while I eat it in my apartment at 2AM with all the lights off?"
"Just give me a failure pile in a sadness bowl!"
"A clown in the distance during the daytime, is ball-retractingly terrifying!"
"The children have been marked!"
"I'm so pissed off right now, I kinda want to see where it goes."
"It looked like an amoeba's asshole."
"That is a clown's eff you."
"They're basically like biscotti if you live in a trailer park."
"You look like you use heroin!"
"I'm trying to be the voice of my generation, I'm mailing dildos to priests."
"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
"That line right there is completely G-rated. You can say that on TV. And that's fucking horrifying!"
"I am going to punch all the soy on the planet."
"I look back on it and I realized, "oh, I was screaming 'sellout' because nobody wanted to buy what I was selling."
"Nothing I'm going to say will live up to that!"
"Thank you, every marauder from Escape From New York!"
"Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?"
"We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe."
"I hate all sidekicks."
"Your parents loved you, and they screwed up."
"Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you."
"Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself."
"You're the Green River Killer!"
"Look at me, this is as dressed up as I get."
Bizarre Situations
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Horror Game M!As
All M!As last 24 hours unless specified by the sender.
Alone in the Dark: My muse has been possessed by something evil.
American McGee's Alice: My muse is now two inches tall and can't seem to recognize anything or anyone.
Among the Sleep: My muse is now a child. (If they're already a child, they become a living stuffed toy.)
Amnesia: My muse suffers from frightening hallucinations.
Bioshock: My muse has gained one power of the mun's choosing, but each time they use it, it takes a toll on their sanity.
Fatal Frame: My muse is now a ghost. (If they're already a ghost, they can now only be seen through cameras.)
F.E.A.R.: My muse develops psychic abilities, able to control other people (with their mun's consent) and create ghostly illusions.
Five Nights At Freddy's: My muse is now an animatronic. (If they're already an animatronic/some kind of robot, they are now human.)
Resident Evil: My muse is suffering from horrible mutations and violent urges.
Silent Hill: Everyone my muses sees looks like a monster that reflects their innermost fears.
Slender: My muse is convinced something is out to get them.
The Evil Within: My muse has become a monster that reflects their innermost fears.
The Last of Us: My muse is infested by a brain fungus that causes odd behavior.
Until Dawn: My muse becomes invulnerable to everything except fire, but the trade off is that they have an intense craving for human flesh.
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Burton Film Sentence Pack
“________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”
“________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”
“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
“An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”
“Are you so certain of everything?”
“Begone, ye demons from Hell!”
“But I don’t even know your name.”
“Do you think me wicked?”
“Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”
“Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”
“Fetch my musket!”
“For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”
“Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”
“Give it more juice!”
“Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”
“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”
“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
“He didn’t wake up.”
“Hold me.”
“How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”
“How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”
“I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”
“I can’t remember what fun is for.”
“I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”
“I have every confidence in you.”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
“I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”
“I meant to do that.”
“I remember… the Alamo.”
“I stand up for sense and justice.”
“I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”
“If you are wise, you will leave this place.”
“I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”
“I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
“I WANT a SQUIRREL!”
“If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”
“I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”
“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
“It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”
“Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
“Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”
“Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”
“Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”
“Look out, Mister Potato Head!”
“Marvelous things will happen.”
“Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”
“May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”
“Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”
“Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!”
“MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”
“Nobody likes scientists.”
“Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”
“Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”
“Pardon my enthusiasm.”
“People think it’s haunted.”
“Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”
“Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”
“Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”
“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?”
“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
“Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”
“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”
“These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”
“They all deserve to die.”
“They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”
“There’s an eye in my soup.”
“Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”
“Wait. I made a promise.”
“What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”
“What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”
“Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”
“Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”
“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
“We can build a death ray!”
“With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”
“You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”
“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”
“You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”
“You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”
“You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”
“You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”
“You must never move the body!”
“You, sir/madam, are an ass!”
You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”
“You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”
“Your whole nose has gone purple!”
“You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”
Halloween Prompts!
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DuckTales (’87-’90) Sentence Starters
(With a couple bonus “Treasure of the Lost Lamp” lines thrown in)
“I didn't get rich by being stupid.”
“If it’s got wings, I can crash it!”
“AAH! That vase is worth a quarter-million dollars!”
“A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM!!!!”
“C’mon, even E.T. got to phone home.”
“ [Name], you're okay! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!”
“Money talks, I listen. Speak!”
“NASA’s gonna send the monkey into space instead of me!”
“One more precious family moment, and I may upchuck.”
“Troubles! Thieves! Politicians!”
“Now I know what a TV dinner feels like!”
“ I can't break their little hearts, [name]- you do it!”
“[Name], did you join a heavy metal band?”
“ Hey, why would a ghost need to use a door?”
“ As soon as I'm done polishing my tea pot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies!”
“Missed me? What’d you throw at me?”
“How dare you steal what my boys rightfully stole first!”
“If you ask me, real heroes don't need cameras and make-up; real heroes just do their job!”
“I told you, I'm not going to the ball!”
“Has anyone ever told you you're a deceitful, lying vulture?”
“I don't like it either, [name]. But just this once, we have to work together.”
“Stop! Or I’ll be forced to use force!”
“Ah, the sissies never saw a shopping mall collapse before. But don't worry; I'm OK!”
“Back! Back, you foul egg!”
“Right now, I'd be happy if it was Tuesday and this was Belgium!”
“Ah, mirth and be merry! My worries are over...”
“And therefore, in the words of the immortal Shakespeare, ‘hit the road, Jack!’”
“Wakey-wakey. Hello, little boy. I'm the Tooth Fairy, and have I got a deal for you.”
“Feeding the prisoners to the sharks isn't any fun.”
“Don't worry; when the going gets tough, the harder they fall.”
“But I'm too young to die! And too nice! And much, much too nervous!”
“A plan worthy of a master criminal- all you're missing is a little diabolical laughter.”
“Efficiency has its place but NOT in my hot chocolate.”
“[Name], how did you ever manage to survive childhood?”
“Either the water's getting higher, or the roof is getting lower!”
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