My Sanctum

is it?

old white christians should be a little less god fearing and a little more me fearing

What’s the difference?

i know i made this post but your response has me shaking

i would genuinely rather break both of my fucking legs than to ever have to go through heartbreak again

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Chicago (2002)

Matilda (1996)

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

Amazing

Science always blows my mind.

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way