You know what'll help? Whining about it!

God sent me a perfectly continent girlfriend as a test

I passed :)

Watersports with no desperation is like a loveless marriage

So many of you exhibitionists with intox and piss kinks. So few of you having one more beer than you really should and walking the long way home.

finding the feral lesbians and tempting them with my unmarked flesh

two subs fighting for the attention of a voyeuristic dom, biting and clawing to get the other on top so the one underneath can prove how easy they are to pin down and how pretty they sound as they take it, all the while checking to see if the dom is still watching, still enjoying the show

getting into the passenger seat when ur desperate to pee is submitting to bondage. you have to tighten a strap across your aching bladder before you can go anywhere, which can easily be tightened against your will by whoever is in the driver’s seat. once you’re restrained, the driver can start in the opposite direction from wherever you’re going and what can you do about it? jump out of the car? even if you get out at a red light you won’t be any closer to relief. unless you’re okay with pissing yourself where anyone can see you and walking home in soaked pants, your only hope is to stay in your seat, hold it, and whimper pathetically enough for them to take pity on you and drive you home

I need him covered in piss (his) and kiss marks (mine)