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Cu Chulainn Alter : I cast fireball.
Gudako : You canât cast fireball.
Cu Chulainn Alter : ⌠I ask my Caster self to cast fireball.
Gudako : You canât itâs not his turn.
Cu Chulainn Alter, visibly exasperated : ⌠I intimidate my Caster self to cast fireball.
Gudako, expecting it to fail : Roll it.
Cu Chulainn Alter, with the biggest shit-eating grin in existence : I rolled a nat 20.
Gudako, to Cu Chulainn Caster : Guess youâre casting fireball!
Cu Chulainn Caster : Woo!
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Gudako: "Ooh, someone has a crush~!" Xu Fu: "No, I don't have a crush on Lady Yu! I just think she's cool. Itâs not like I stay up at night thinking about her." Xu Fu, later at night, very much awake: "Uh oh."
Jack the Ripper: "Don't play with knives. Unless you're recording it on ServaTube for, like, thousands of views, in which case..."
Hakuno: "BB, I gotta be frank." BB: "Of course, Frank." Hakuno: "No, I mean I- (notices their name in the dialogue box is now Frank... somehow) How'd you do that?" BB: "Do what?" Hakuno: "Do you not-My name is not Frank."
Gudako: "I feel less like an adult who collects action figures and more like a kid who pays taxes."
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Gudako: From now on we will be using code names.
Gudako: You can address me as Eagle One.
Gudako: Da Vinci is âbeen there done thatâ.
Gudako: Goredolf is âcurrently doing thatâ.
Gudako: Meunière is âit happened once in a dreamâ.
Gudako: Kadoc is âif I had to pick a dudeâ.
Gudako: And Mash is..
Gudako: Eagle Two
Mash: Oh thank god.
Gudako, after Id, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
Beryl: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? Itâs really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didnât hate you so much, I might even be impressed.
Gudako: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Beryl!
Anastasia: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Kadoc: It was autocorrect.
Anastasia: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Kadoc: Yes.
Gudako: Good news is, the kitchen is no longer on fire!
Shakespeare: Bad news is, the kitchen is no longer.
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Goredolf: Notice to all our employees: it's NOT a secret base if you KEEP TELLING PEOPLE WHERE IT IS.
Cu Chulainn Alter: *sucking on a popsicle*
Cu Chulainn : Pfft, you practicing for when Medb gets here?
Cu Chulainn Alter: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Cu Chulainn: *Concern*
Gudako: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Kadoc: Itâs my turn to cuddle Gudako.
Mash: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
Nursery Rhyme: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter âsâ.
Goredolf: *looks over at Mash and Gudako*
Goredolf: Is it âsexual tensionâ?
Kadoc: Bad newsâMash locked herself outside of their own house.
Kadoc: Good newsâwe didnât have to wait around for a locksmith.
Kadoc: Bad newsâDa Vinci finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Kadoc: Good newsâa cute girl saw me do it.
Kadoc: Bad newsâit was Gudako, and since theyâve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, theyâll never think Iâm cool no matter what I do. Itâs too late. They know.
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Gudako: What are you talking about Kadoc? You love it here!
Kadoc: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
Sei Shonagon: "Use 'said' for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use 'whimpered'."