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timmy: u first tho

timmy: can't have proof of what happened, how embarrassing for me

i think hannah montana is long due for a good ‘ol 2020 makeover, i feel like her fashion couldn’t fit in with today’s climate. i think i would like to see hannah montana reimagined as an influencer, it would have made far more sense if she was living her secret 2nd life when she got her start on the internet you know? not that i’ve thought about it too much. i’ve got a movie coming out soon, prety stoked about it while blasting midnight sky in the background. 

i’ve been looking forward to trying mountain biking, that’s one venture i’ve yet to attempt. i just hope i don’t make a fool out of myself too much, more than i already do at least. but i’d definitely be down for some paragliding too. 

i never mind, although that one is a bit of a hard hitting question. je t’aime, je t’aime is a good one, so i’d probably have to go with that. what about you, do you have a favorite?

“i have absolutely no idea what you could even be talking about.” he said, although his devious grin that he failed to conceal would say otherwise. but still, he tried his best to keep a neutral face. “listen, i’m just doing whatever it takes to win, it’s not myself you definitely got a head start back there. all i was trying to do was even out the playing field, jealously has nothing to do with it.” he said with a shrug of his shoulders but the grin finally broke out on his face as he looked over at sabrina. “c’mon, i’ll go get you that cup of cocoa, sore loser.” he teased. 

you know what, choosing one place would just be the smart thing to do instead of having a condo in new york and a temporary home in la. you’re definitely a step ahead of me in that regard. and packing is a rather boring thing, i don’t blame him for wanting to spice things up by giving you a surprise. it’s really a smart move on his part. 

tim: acting a fool up in la wbu ?

maybe it’s time i get myself a house with a pool, the house i have now as only temporary anyways a change of scenery could be nice considering i’m spending a lot more time here now.

you’ve got the whole boxset? you’re a true twihard, i think that’s what they’re called. if not, that’s still what i’m going with. bold of you to assume i also didn’t teach him a thing or two, the duality of man up in here. you already know there’s a sick beat drop, can’t believe you’d ask me something like that. well, now that i know you’re going and expecting things for me maybe not! but yeah, that was the plan.

i definitely feel the same way, except the saddest part is i don’t even have a pool to relax in. i really should’ve gotten a house with a pool, maybe it’s time i reconsider. 

tim: its like you have forgotten all about me 😔

twilight isn’t even on netflix, try again. plus, robert pattinson was in it too, some of his greatest work if you ask me. we’re talking barely there, every 4th beat. or something like that, i don’t know how rhythm works - just the rhymes. you’re getting wilting dandelions then. 

tim: hey :)

how could you not? it was a fantastic movie, we both know that you loved it. can i offer you a lighthearted rap followed by an offbeat round of beatboxing? that’s about all i got to give ya. can’t believe you’d talk to my dandelions about that.... 

listen, i know you’re a mom now and you have real responsibilities but i’m about to send out a search party for ya. it’s been far too long since i’ve actually seen your face, what’s up with that? have you since forgotten about me, one of your most favorite people in the world? i’m heartbroken, wounded even brie. @brielarsonhq​

and what about the bouquet of flowers i’m still owed when my new netflix movie came out hm? it’s a two way street, dear friend. maybe i’ll gather some dandelions for you and set them outside your door, that’ll do in a pinch right?