chakky 2: electric boogaloo

has anyone else ever seen that video that goes like "my name is tracy reznik and this is my first time ever seeing gay people!!!" in a ridiculously over the top southern accent or did i hallucinate it

So I'm 26 now but women are 25 until we're 40 and then we're 40 until we die so it doesn't count

someone remind me in like 12 hours to actually bring my battery today so i can sit there and spend my lunch break grinding the like 20 matches i need to get the one free paper bride skin

i wonder if TMO is actually going to shut down 2G on august 3rd this time or if they'll walk it back for the, what, 120th time again

japanese is such a fun language to write in. you get to write what is effectively nonstop runon sentences (they love that shit), you get to give each character their own wholly unique speech patterns (okay yes i'm kind of just copying what netease does for events with wu chang but shhh), and for me specifically i just find that the words flow easier, bypassing the harsh self-judgement and overthinking that plagues my writing in my native tongue (idk why)

"default wu chang might tie you up a lil but flying guillotine is gonna string you up from the fucking rafters and penetrate you in places you didnt even know could be penetrated" is not a sentence i expected to utter today but its true