Slommy

I love good old number one rated car salesman in my heart

SPAMTON [[G.]] Spamton

He is actually the perfect character for deltarune

He’s got the potential of sans undertale

Dark, tragic, origin that can only be compared to that damn [[CLOWN around TOWN]]

And lastly

He’s such a shriggmlygorf chuggly goober that lives in a trash can

Bonus Bobby:

WAH!!

I am no Christian and my relationship with the idea of god is really fucking strained and extremely confusing Some days I think she’s up there and other times, I think she doesn’t exist at all It just depends on whatever mood I’m in My faith is faithless

I don’t pray because when I entertain the thought of god I picture that she stopped listening long ago and who could blame her Imagine spending your days in paradise while a million people whisper wish lists of all the things they want

I’d drive a screwdriver into each of my ears

You’ll never find me sitting inside a church but I’ll gladly take pictures of the cathedrals those crazy Catholics had a good sense in architecture I guess it doesn’t hurt to give them that one

Sometimes I find myself really hoping that on my dying day, I’ll be be at the gates And Saint Peter allows me one single question before my judgment takes place

Wedding night

my chains will crack,

and there will no longer be anything to stop me

from falling to a futile heap