let him go to the sea.

“ ‘m not a healer, but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to look like that.” he tilts his head, eye catching movement in his peripheral. now, hector is normally a quiet guy, but he’s been fighting this guy on whether or not his grindylow was actually happy to be a pet for like twenty minutes, despite the damn thing’s attempts to eat it’s owner every time he opens the tank. hector is tired. “ oi, you know anythin about healing ?? “ 

where: knockturn alley with: nari & open! [flirty for the lads]

on any other day, nari would have had a house elf to help carry her shopping. but on that particular evening, she’d been going at it alone, a large box tucked under her chin. unfortunately, the box had been blocking most of her view, and she hadn’t seen the bottle left on the alley floor before it was under her heel.

the boxes in her hands flew up into the air and crashed on the ground; she’d anticipated joining them in the puddle but as she toppled backwards, she was swiftly engulfed in someone’s strong arms. she let out a gasp and quickly gathered her footing, stepping forward and out of the embrace. nari usually had rather polite manners, but the shock had her snapping. “i am quite capable of standing on my own, thank you very much.”

-

hector isn’t particularly fond of being touched by most people, but even he’s not gonna let some lady hit the ground if he can help it. reflexively, he’s catching her in his arms, wincing as the boxes his the ground. but before he can even check if she’s okay, the stranger opens her mouth. any thoughts he might have had acknowledging how pretty she was are immediately thrown out the window. 

“ evidently not, considering you were about to go arse over tit into the mud. “ his mother would box his ears for being rude, but in his defense, she started it. “ you’re welcome by the way” since she appears to not have balance or manners. Hector doesn’t say that though, even if he wants to. Instead, despite himself, he reaches over to help gather her fallen things. 

it’s been a long day, so yeah, he’s a bit out of it, only offering an intelligent sounding “huh?” mid-chew as hector realizes he’s being spoken to. he gestures vaguely, asking the stranger to repeat himself. 

TASK 003. THE KELLY FAMILY: turris fortis mihi deus

god is a strong tower to me

what: polyjuice event with: open

“well, don’t stinking stare!”

-

“ you’re topless in public. “ look he’s not TRYING to be an ass but alas. it just comes out. “ did the polyjuice transform your clothes too or ?? “ 

what: polyjuice event with: open

“weird day.”

“ you don’t seem too upset. “

what: polyjuice event with: open

“the water is just a little unusual today.”

“ bit of an understatement. “ 

where: polyjuice event with: open “so this is what it’s like to have nice tits.”

-

hector isn’t really one for small talk, but he turns into a bit of a grumpy baby when in pain or annoyed. sue him. “ the hell do they just walk around like this ?? “ why had no one mentioned how SORE they’d be ?? fuck, he should probably get a bra ?? 

absolutely the fuck not. 

where: April Fool’s event

who: Henrick and anyone

“Tell anyone I have tits for the day and I’ll kill you,” he said. “Take that threat seriously. This headache has me on the verge of murdering someone.”

Polyjuice potion did not agree with lycanthropes, it seemed. Henrick suspected it had something to do with the fact that their bodies underwent transformation pretty frequently.

-

“ not like i knew who you were before. “ he shrugs, then winces. why had no one informed him that having tits HURT ?? every time he took a fucking step it felt like his chest was gonna fall off, “ y’ head to the apothecary for a pain potion yet ?? “ 

“ right, the next stranger who walks up and gives me a hug is gettin hexed. “