simonbexley :
“Oh, I don’t know — you’ve called me so many other pet names I’m practically having an IDENTITY CRISIS.” Simon quipped, knowing his chosen words would i r k her — && he needed a bit of AMUSEMENT around here, he was b o r e d . Chestnut brow arched at her words, at her ever c r e e p i n g foot. Simon wouldn’t put it past her to give a swift kick — && he had to admit there were things he’d much prefer her do around there ; a brief moment of suspense lingered before a chuckle broke from him. Safe for now. “Tease,” he cracked, rolling his eyes before moving to plop down next to her, turning to face her as arm rested along the back of the bench, digits lightly toying with the ends of raven hair. “The opposite actually. 8/10, still would do again,” he forced a grin, a light tug of locks. “Though if she had a british accent, it might’ve been a 10/10.”
did he live and breathe to frustrate her? for causing catherine frustration was probably his only joy. “i have not called you other pet names, unless you count ‘asshole’ as a pet name.” she purred, batting her lashes his way as if she had just said the nicest thing ever. catherine couldn’t help but smirk, shrugging ever so slightly. she turned around to face him, leaning further back, as she almost rested her hand on his arm, taking a deep breath. “an 8? that low? poor simon.” however, his words did bring a genuine smile on her face and as much as she tried to hide it, she enjoyed simon’s company...or simon’s cock...she wasn’t exactly sure which one she preferred more. “if she had a british accent, she would’ve been 11/10 and you know it.” with that she reached, her thumb brushing over his bottom lip. “you ruined my sunbathing, so what now?”












