trout (´﹃｀)

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Is There Any Way To Commit Suicide Without Actually Like Dying Forever Like Any way To just like Make a point

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

🔥 whhhelp 🔥

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

computa make all my friends tell me how they perceive me Computa make everyone i’ve ever met tell me how they perceive me

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

- guy named super autism death ray