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mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

poetry-protest-pornography

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

poetry-protest-pornography

If orgasms are a thing you’re into, have a good day!

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humanmaybe

Alright let’s get this over with

humanmaybe

AHAHAA, GOTTEM

Every year the notes on this post make me so happy

humanmaybe

I am yet again fueled by outrage for another year

humanmaybe

M O R E

humanmaybe

>:o)

kirtlandswarbler

On this here Ides of March I'd just like to remind you all of the time Julius Caesar got his cheeks clapped so hard by the Bythinian king his own troops wrote a song about it

kirtlandswarbler

happy Ides of March i am bringing this post back

Gallias Caesar subegit, Nicomedes Caesarem

just-shower-thoughts

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advanced-procrastination

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

maybe-its-jake

Today’s your lucky day

electricpurrs

"I can’t wait to love you again tomorrow" by Gatito Sentimental

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yesornopolls

Be honest: have you ever in your life told someone online to die/kill themself even once?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 11

#kys was a tagline for friends in high school #ONLY FOR FRIENDS WHO KNEW THAT WE DID NOT ACTUALLY WANT EACH OTHER DEAD #i would never say that shit to strangers or people I did not super trust mentally

noahnomore

clauonacloud-deactivated2022071

latinajedi

gay-jesus-probably

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

riluri

well damn

ospreyonthemoon

letslipthehounds

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

Spotify DJ: "You listened to this song 36 times last month. It must have been a good month" *Forgiveness is Weakness by Whitechapel starts playing*

Such a good month ......

#January is the longest month

Sharks have skin teeth, not scales

#that's how sharks smoooooth

zazzedcoffee

Who would win?

🐎

🦀

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

zazzedcoffee

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 17040 days 16 hours

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

muntiller2

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

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teathattast

word-for-today

Words for today: stotting and pronking

When a four-limbed animal merrily bounces along using all four limbs

pitbolshevik

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

pitbolshevik

me when i fucking get you

pitbolshevik

no more fandom tags on this post please just admire the weasel

portraitoftheoddity

My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.

These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.

magicstoat

Also saluting the boomer ladies putting out detailed instructional videos on using and repairing knitting and sewing machines. You da MVPs

my-darling-boy

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

cannibalchicken

zluty-spendlik

geeseareassholes

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