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This is quite funny Google wallet decided to freeze contactless payments because I'm in posession of Pokemon ROMs that they flagged as some sort of open source software WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLE I HAVE A SHOPPING TRIP WITH MY BSF TOMORROW

#the shopping trip is all good I have to use my physical card though which sucks #Im very prone to losing cards #Im not a money fraudster im just 15 :(((

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EXAMS FINISHED EXAMS FINISHED EXAMS FINISHED OMGOMGOMFOMFOGMOMGOMGOMGOMG

YES YES YES YES YES YEA YES HEGSJSHSJSBSKDJSHHE JUMPING FOR JOY WE'RE FREE WE'RE FREEEEE NO MORE GCSES !!!!

#gcse #gcses 2026 #gcse 2026

Uhhh I think my dad found my Tumblr but he didn't care/didn't pry into it so um big W he also found my 12 google accounts but whatever

#he didnt find my ACCOUNT persay but he knows I use it now #thankfully he is in a good mood #He was using my phone because something wasn't working and I asked him if he could help #aster says something idk

used to send this shit to my friends when I caught them awake at unholy times during the night I may start again because its funny

#aster says something idk #And the reactions are always so funny too #“what the fuck did you just send me.”

God i need to prep for artfight i need to ask my dad to unlock my fuckass phone i need to CONTINUE DEVELOPING MY SHITPOST VISUAL NOVEL FUCK YES GAME DEV ASTER IS BACK YAY

#aster says something idk

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gcses are over- wtf man

IM DONE IM FREE YIPPEEEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEEEE YAYYYY YAYYYY YIPPEEE IM BACK IM DONE FREE YIPPEE

#also this us my 1000th post i think #YAYAUSGAYYAYAYA #going out now #gcses #Gcse 2026 #Exam season

fandom with FIVE FUCKING PEOPLE try not to explode and burst into flames challenge *looks at calendar* oops nvm im on hiatus *disappears*

#WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON #this is an exclamatory statement #I am aware of what is going on #Im in a primary school pickup queue right now #Little kids keep running around and bumping into me im scarwd #Pokemon horizons #Pokemon

bye

i shall be dragged into the deep depths of hiatus now don't worry I shall return at 10:55am BST on June 15th 2026 (oddly specific yes that is 10 minutes after my final exam ends) ANYWAYS HAPPY GAY MONTH YIPPEE GAY MONTH GAY MONTH here have gay heartbeatshipping art doodle

I call it a doodle because I had no fucking idea what I was doing, no vision in my head, just went in with an acrylic marker and layered on as I went. Anyways isn't it romantic that Suki's design changes in every single piece god I need to give them an actual reference sheet I keep fucking improvising their design. ANYWAYS I have german writing today but I'm watching My Little Pony because thats the more mature thing to do. BYE POOKIES AND ALL MY MOOTS I WILL RETURN BYE

#aster says something idk #pokemon horizons #trainer dot #dot pokemon #pride month #lesbian #non binary #genderluid #pride month 2026 #heartbeatshipping #yumeship #yumeshipping #selfship #selfshipping #art #artists on tumblr

14 year old me thought I was slick slipping my yumeship into the background of a horizons fanfic chapter I published like woah pokemon yaoi IS THAT HEARTBEATSHIPPING YURI IN THE BACKGROU-

#pokemon horizons #pokemon #anipoke #pokeani #pokemon anime #anime #aster says something idk #trainer dot #dot pokemon #Heartbeatshipping #Yumeshipping #Yumeship #Selfshipping #Selfship #F/o

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lemonsyourdem0n

so there's a chance that horizons may continue until 2028

which is the longest run that a series of the pokeani will have

am i the only one who's unsure of this idea?

i love horizons but the main arc is done. the wonder voyage is basically filler and advertisement

are they gonna do that until 2028?

certified-dot-simp

so um you mean I wasn't even a teen when Horizons first aired (I was 12 🥀🥀) and I'm going to be a legal ADULT when it ends???

I am not sitting through 2 years of filler.

#They better come up with something interesting bro #pokemon #pokemon horizons #pokeani #anipoke

going fucking insane from remaining in my house for 2 months straight only leaving occasionally for 2-3 hours at a time to give an exam then coming back I want to get the fuck out of here vro I want to go shopping I want to go travelling I want to go on picnics I want to get kicked out of a Tesco's with my friends for being a public nuisance I want to exist like a normal human :((((

#aster says something idk

i have literally never seen anybody younger than me on this site, I've seen some around my age, but I can't name anyone younger than me if you asked. Does this mean I am the youngest person EVER????

#aster says something idk

All done yippee yippee my girlfriend is a keychain now YAY I realised that I didnt mirror the drawing so the silhouettes weren't actually the same when flipped them over so I connected the two sides with some spare clear pony beads so hide my mistake and then hot glued dark blue pony beads around the edge (my hands are covered in burns OW and I somehow used up 3 hot glue sticks????) anyways so this thing is really heavy but YIPPEE DOT i love dot 💜💜💜💜💜💜 my girlfriend did you know that dot i think about dot a lot anywyas I also attached a quaxly from a massacred pokemon card because it looked plain I committed the illegal oh well but yay

Onto my bag it goes!!

#pokemon horizons #pokemon #anipoke #pokeani #pokemon anime #anime #aster says something idk #trainer dot #dot pokemon #Pokemon dot #Pokemon horizons dot #Dot pokemon horizons

a fucking hedgehog started giving birth on my dining room floor last night it was so chaotic everyone was screaming my entire family was awake

#aster says something idk

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teapotsoffcialyup

i command you to reblog this and say the last three songs you listened too

My Way, Soon by Greta van fleet

meant to be by bbno$

PURE HATE by Freddie dredd

tagging randoms so this gets around

@macandcheese-official @bunny-slippers-offical @satan-offical @taco-bell-offical

picklefish27

your idol - kpdh

golden - kpdh

look what you made me do - taylor swift

(i am listening to an oc's playlist)

@yeaveragenerd @l0velyl4vender @neodith + open tags!

yeaveragenerd

I was in a mood yesterday, so it’s not as diverse as my songs usually are :3

On The Way - Aina The End (Dandadan OP 2)

Lemon Boy - Cavetown

The Cult of Dionysus - The Orion Experience

@catdisguisedasaduck @licoriceisback @domithekingoffools @xiaxiaoo @siriusthesleepy + open tags

siriusthesleepy

Thanks for the tag :)

Was very alive and energetic yesterday sooooo

1. Konton Boogie by Jon-Yakitory

2. Internet Girl by Katseye

3. Jellyous by ILLIT

@neodith, @officialcaptain, @caffeineaddictedandindecisive, @sothisish0witends + anyone else who wants to join

sothisish0witends

YAY ty for the tag^^

I was actually listening to music a few moments ago :P

Domino by Stray Kids

Not me by ILLIT

Underdogs by Kiikii

open tags^^

katarithekat

The Hand by Anabelle Dinda

Home by Cavetown

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel

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@fauna-loves-spinel @sentientimpchaos @wingedsparrow7 @cericreatively @certified-dot-simp @cedar-slaughter @strawberryxex @poke-castle @jello-the-frog + open tags!

certified-dot-simp

Woah cavetown peak

Fuck Machine by Mindless Self Indulgence

anarchy!!! By Stomach Book

This Day Aria from My Little

Tags yay @seraphic-lightt @fauna-loves-spinel @lemonsyourdem0n @evee1308 @une-patate-kawaii +open tags!

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