hedgehog purgatory

i'm someone who likes a chocolate so strong it'll punch you in the face, so if that's not your vibe, these are probably not for you. i'm one of the freaks who will enjoy thoroughly the 80-90% dark chocolate bars.

chocolate banana bread (i make them as muffins. they are my favorite muffin of all time. i underbake them just a little and let them set up for maximum moisture) i literally just made these now and ate half a pan

the best chocolate cake i've ever had. SO fucking moist. i make them as cupcakes usually. i prefer them without frosting because they stand up so so well on their own.

incredible chocolate chip muffins. no notes, 10/10

my favorite cookies ever. truly the perfect combo of brownie and cookie. raving reviews from friends and family, they're gone in hours

flourless chocolate cake. perfect if you're vegan/gluten free :)

the easiest biscuits you'll ever make. takes like 20 minutes. bake them while you're cooking your eggs and sausage and bam

the best pancakes i've ever had (they do not taste the same or bake as nicely with plant milk. you gotta use cow's milk)

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)