no. 1 kolossos oshi

@certifedhoodrat

jav/ratty/redd they/she/it - pansexual

448 posts

MY FREAK ASS INTRO POST AFTER 15 MILLION YEARS!!!

all da info under the cut

#blog intro #art #something something i like girls sonething something im also dominican #i have the most ATROCIOUS upload schedule ever so dont expect much #Spotify

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shadow is trying so so hard at sonic unleashed so i feel like we should give him gifts of encouragement. in the form of food. tomatoes specifically. thrown at him

the1stastronaut

never fall down the eternal nightmare arg rabbit hole oh jesus christ someone help

certifedhoodrat

dont listen to him the eternal nightmare arg is safe and fun😁😁😁😁

the1stastronaut

can you explain everything in this fuckshit arg to me right now please i hate decoding things

certifedhoodrat

im not smart yo i have as little of a clue as you bro </3

the1stastronaut

never fall down the eternal nightmare arg rabbit hole oh jesus christ someone help

certifedhoodrat

dont listen to him the eternal nightmare arg is safe and fun😁😁😁😁

#sonic.exe #friends post

majinmajimajmam

News told me I shouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole… so I brought a 10’1 pole!!!

"There's no news, there's a server- but we digress! Dost thou wish to conversate, or shall we be prodded for the entirety of this interaction?"

grin.

Bah beh bah I’m in a situationship with that server—-

We can do both!!! People who say people can’t multitask are lyinggg!!!

pokepokepokefish

majinmajimajmam

"Yes, yes indeed! We know who thou art, but dost thou know us?"

Majin allowed himself to be poked- seeming to melt into a more rubbery consistency as though he was trying to make poking him more appealing.

"We hast a few issues with that server- but ey, nothing too serious, no, no. We hope thou hast a.. Relationship improvement, wethinks."

Hmhmhm… I suppose I haven’t gotten to learn about you yet!!! What’s got you going, mister of a thousand sisters??? Or not going at all… I’d say you’re more loop-de-looping!!! [They held out the fish-pole like they were fencing.]

majinmajimajmam

"Loop-de-loop, no- we feel it be more rectangular! But, it be the food we get."

"Oui, not complex- but the taste of all the misery.. Thou agrees, these void-isdents.. Residents.. Be severely ill- mentally. Fried to the hat."

"We hast never feasted in such a way! It is why we remain here. The warmth of fullness and pleasure be our motivating factor! I know it's not interesting, it never has been- but we prefer it."

Majin smiled, stretching his arms out- making little honking noises as he was poked over and over.

Eeehehehe!!! Ain’t you spick and span windex!!! I’d say simple is refreshing—- like me and moi’s own thoughts…

And the brain fuckery!!! I’d like to say I’ve helped scramble some up, all for good fun, one person to another!!!

Didya do anything like that???

majinmajimajmam

"Oh! It's what we dost around here."

Majin dug around in his quills with his fingers, pulling out a small indigo-colored termite.. It looked like, at least.

"These bugs be extensions of our body! Induces horror and rage, whatever makes them taste the best- and they feed for us. Would thou like to sample one? eeehee~"

Oh sure!!! [Blails quickly snatches a bug for themselves-

… I just got flashed with the image of an UHHHGGGLY looking sea slug!!!

Scary!!!

majinmajimajmam

"Ooohh.. That does happen! Dost not worrryy!"

Heehee!

Whyja giggle outside your lil speech quotations funky misterrr???

Whyalla <- why is this a word???

I’m not worrying about anythinggg!!! That made me shiver like skeleton percussion and that was veryyy fun!!!

majinmajimajmam

"Oh! Well, joy then- much joy! Thou hast tricks of thy own, oui? We may be aware, but why not share a few with us? We are a very, very good audience!"

Hmhmhmhhhh—-!!! I can do anything you can think of!!! Or I can just be annoying like thissssss @the1stastronaut @shtails @certifedhoodrat

or supercalifragalisticexpialidocious <- gay text???

Or estrogen. Like Verity said yeah you’ve got estrogen now

[Blails says this while putting both pointer fingers to her head like she’s trying to telepathically do it.]

certifedhoodrat

hey.

#friends post #sonic.exe

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the1stastronaut

who's cat got into my inbox bro

certifedhoodrat

that was me sorys...

#friends post #random

the1stastronaut

NEW KOLOSSOS OC DROPPING IN: NOW!!!!!!!!

shout-out to oomf shuji @enaergy for bringing a wonderful song to my attention that inspired this beast

mmm... mmmoelossos keychaingh......

#sonic.exe #art #random #he just came in the mail and hes ADORABLE #OUGHHHHHHH I LOVE HIIII #M

cutie mew mew magic で変身しちゃいましょう！/lyr

#sonic.exe #deltarune #art #my FREAKS split and mayday #they sorta remind me of pink and maddie so here they are in kitty meow meow costumes!

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

FIXATION THEY ABOUT TO JUMP YOU </3 GET OUT OF THEREEEEEE

knux got hella receipts hes about to EAT HIM??? LIKE DAMN THEY ABOUT TO LITERALLY EAT HIM ALIVE THEY HAAAAAAATE HIM

certifedhoodrat

they about to kill him but this music fireeeeeeee

certifedhoodrat

is that hole dwelling. dont hide that shit from me. im a true vocapilled mikucel i KNOW thats the hole dwelling melody

certifedhoodrat

lord x's evil twin:

certifedhoodrat

ooooohhh fuck this fireee....

certifedhoodrat

YOU BELONG TO ME REPRISE YES!!!!!!!!!!!

oh fixation-kun.... id miss you too.../lhj

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certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

FIXATION THEY ABOUT TO JUMP YOU </3 GET OUT OF THEREEEEEE

knux got hella receipts hes about to EAT HIM??? LIKE DAMN THEY ABOUT TO LITERALLY EAT HIM ALIVE THEY HAAAAAAATE HIM

certifedhoodrat

they about to kill him but this music fireeeeeeee

certifedhoodrat

is that hole dwelling. dont hide that shit from me. im a true vocapilled mikucel i KNOW thats the hole dwelling melody

certifedhoodrat

lord x's evil twin:

certifedhoodrat

ooooohhh fuck this fireee....

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

FIXATION THEY ABOUT TO JUMP YOU </3 GET OUT OF THEREEEEEE

knux got hella receipts hes about to EAT HIM??? LIKE DAMN THEY ABOUT TO LITERALLY EAT HIM ALIVE THEY HAAAAAAATE HIM

certifedhoodrat

they about to kill him but this music fireeeeeeee

certifedhoodrat

is that hole dwelling. dont hide that shit from me. im a true vocapilled mikucel i KNOW thats the hole dwelling melody

certifedhoodrat

lord x's evil twin:

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

FIXATION THEY ABOUT TO JUMP YOU </3 GET OUT OF THEREEEEEE

knux got hella receipts hes about to EAT HIM??? LIKE DAMN THEY ABOUT TO LITERALLY EAT HIM ALIVE THEY HAAAAAAATE HIM

certifedhoodrat

they about to kill him but this music fireeeeeeee

certifedhoodrat

is that hole dwelling. dont hide that shit from me. im a true vocapilled mikucel i KNOW thats the hole dwelling melody

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

FIXATION THEY ABOUT TO JUMP YOU </3 GET OUT OF THEREEEEEE

knux got hella receipts hes about to EAT HIM??? LIKE DAMN THEY ABOUT TO LITERALLY EAT HIM ALIVE THEY HAAAAAAATE HIM

certifedhoodrat

they about to kill him but this music fireeeeeeee

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

FIXATION THEY ABOUT TO JUMP YOU </3 GET OUT OF THEREEEEEE

knux got hella receipts hes about to EAT HIM??? LIKE DAMN THEY ABOUT TO LITERALLY EAT HIM ALIVE THEY HAAAAAAATE HIM

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

certifedhoodrat

also DAMN SHE JUST RAN OFF CRYING???

certifedhoodrat

listening to fixation album rn...

certifedhoodrat

hill.gym motif???

certifedhoodrat

yo hes a cowboy now??? he looks fresh as hell??? everybody look fresh as hell??

certifedhoodrat

the silly lil tails doodles 🥹

certifedhoodrat

innovate sounds funky as hellllll i love the whole "friends on the other side" feel its got

like yesss little fox boy make a deal with that devil over there

certifedhoodrat

THE BIG ROBOTNIK ROLLING UP WITH SOME FIRE LYRICS HLOY SHIIIT

certifedhoodrat

gamebreaker?? i miss the quiet??? om???? rewrite round 2????? self-paced?????? EVERYBODY HERE HOLY SHIIIIIT

certifedhoodrat

amy trying to rizz tf out of fixation </3

certifedhoodrat

IS THAT FUCKING SHUT UP JOJOBART HILY SHITTTTTTT

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