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20’s of XXI century in one gif

#*squints*#'976-Evil' is that you?#you piece of shit #tbf it was a fun watch but MY GOD #what a mess

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Hey, anybody know why Constantinople got the works?

#silly Certi

Today's kids will never know the thrill of sneaking into the drive-in by lying down in the back seat covered in blankets and pillows and trying really hard not to move or make a sound, and that's an injustice we should seek to remedy as a society.

#a little silly today #but also a little nostalgic #I fucking miss the drive-in #last movie I saw at the drive-in before it closed was Casper (1995)#so like... it's been a minute

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We've heard collect my pages, we've heard collect my mixtapes, but have we heard of scan my QR codes slenderman

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Had a vision

#investing at 19 notes

How it feels being a Zukka shipper since 2005:

#if you'd told me back then that I'd be getting queer baited 21 years later with my OTP...#I'd have laughed in your face #and now here we are #not FNaF

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God, I love a desperate man...

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Alright chat, should I crack open this Crystal Pepsi that expired in 2017? The bottle looks like it got liposuction but I think Imma drink it anyway...

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I'm alive! I took several sips, but it was flat and tastes like ass. Imma save it for a mixer instead. 🤣

#I'm alive after drinking this and the only thing I feel is shame

Rewatching Poltergeist again for perhaps the gazillionth time and I will always stand by my opinion that it is a near-perfect film, but seriously... why the hell wasn't Tangina like "Oh and btw, there's hella dead bodies buried under your house?"

#obviously I know it would ruin that great scene at the end 🙄#but also like... damn you really just sat on that information #also spoilers?#I guess?#for a film that's five years older than I am

Honestly rude that the house doesn't stay clean after you clean it.

#what do you mean I have to vacuum and mop again?#I just did that shit a few days ago #and don't even get me started on those fucking freeloaders; laundry and the dishes

ALRIGHTY! THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS!

Thank you everyone for all your wonderful and fun asks! Thank you for making this a fun and successful event! You're all so awesome and amazing!

#Ask the Characters #THANK YOU EVERYONE!

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Mrs. Emily would you like to have more children?

Mrs. Emily: Charlotte is... enough for us.

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #anon asks

Eclipse

What is your foot measurement? I need to know for… totally weird reasons (hiding my sock knitting patterns in my jacket). Just the weirdest reasons.

Eclipse: I wear a size 37 in American shoe size; 75 in European size. As for actual measurements, that's for you to figure out. I have better things to do with my time.

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #Ghost asks

Bruce are you really going to stay away?

are you determined to come back for them?

Bruce: Gene is safer if I stay away. I know that deep down. It'll be hard, but I'm going to try to keep my word.

I do have an idea though... a way we can maybe stay in touch.

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #anon asks

Detective Hartly, pal, do you perhaps have your will and testament updated? I mean you have such a dangerous job and now that you know what you seem to know about mr afton. Well. You know…

Bruce: I really don't have anyone to leave anything to. My father and I... well, we don't speak much these days. Truth be told, I don't even know if he's alive anymore. Besides, I don't have much to leave to anyone, even if I did have family.

It's for the best this way. As you say, the job is dangerous.

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #Ghost asks

soooooooo

Sun how does it feel to have your first break up?

Sun: Can... can we please discuss something else?

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #anon asks

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Moon you may be a real piece of work but I just love ya

Moon: At least someone appreciates all the effort I put in around here.

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #Ghost asks

Bruce how do YOU think the truck got so far Into the lake

Bruce: I truly don't know. My best guess would be that a boat large enough to carry the truck would have been used to get it out to the point where it was dumped, but that's pure speculation. Also, if that were the method used, I don't know why they wouldn't have taken it further. I can only guess, and those guesses leave me with more questions than answers.

#Dealer's Choice AU #Ask the Characters #anon asks

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