The Not So Infinite Loop

practice self care by watching a ghibli movie

this is an advanced joke

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

Okay but I just realized you can sing this to the tune of My Favorite things and it fits perfectly

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

Did Rachel Bloom write this?

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

Educators that actually care about you succeeding no matter how many times you fail at first are a godsend

More importantly, they care more that you actually leave their class learning the material instead of accepting a bad grade(poor understanding) and moving on.