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I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

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man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

Excuse you, I’m allowed to be as edgy as I want I have a doctors note

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

hating yourself while also believing you're better than god himself is cluster b culture

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath