aw

i sleep on the floor more than I should

me after the anaconda video

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Look at the picture on the left. That is a picture of a model without makeup. The picture on the right is photoshopped, see how gorgeous she looks in the right photo? It’s done by a computer. Clearly she is gorgeous in both photos, but it’s important to know that the computer can create beauty and it creates unrealistic expectations for women.

homeboy took thirst to a whole new level, truly innovative 😂😂

my mom just posted this photo of our dog on her facebook

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

i love facebook i changed my mind

"this’ll for sure make me famous on the internet"

THEY HAD ANOTHER BABY AND I’M CRYING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.