Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

Precious bims! I made a stupid uquiz

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

i feel mean but i just saw the funniest bumble bio hold on

Reading about anything wrong with modern America is just the phrase “this program started in the 1980s under the Reagan administration” over and over and over again to the point where it’s almost comical

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly