You're all done for.

:)

good luck with rhat

"Oh for fucks sake."

wait really? 👉👈

"Why, of course! There's really no harm in saying yes to a few simple requests."

I will be keeping salt and an hands length. Do not come to my ship

/ref

It isn't entirely Immune, to salt... Just, The salt didn't kill it fast enough, before it started to regenerate..

I was advised to Terminate the subject due to it showing signs of malevolent behaviors..

"As your CEO (im assuming don't jump me), I would advise to leave it to me."

“Hello…? Hello? Is this thing working? Ok…Comms is working…”

“Anyway, hi, this is Maroon. Everyone on my designated ship has died besides me as well as my one fellow crewmate. An alien parasite has taken my body as its host, though it isn’t hostile. It is allowing me to speak now. The ship is currently on autopilot toward Industria, but neither me nor my fellow survivor knows how to pilot the ship. We’re surviving with the food we have as long as we can. Please, please, if you’re able to send help, send it. I don’t know how much longer we can last. The hunger…it…”

*The transmission goes silent.*

— @maroonoftheskeld

"You still there? Hello??"

"Shit. Uh..."

@thabrowncrewmate

*LICK*

Mmm. Strawberry bubble gum with *Sniff* roses and... *Sniff sniff sniff* Yeah. Tumblr sexyman.

"You don't say..."

They snicker a little at the feeling, seeing as it's quite new to them. They don't care though. It's nice.

@exospherecaptain

(OOC - the first post I saw when I opened Tumblr today was the post about getting pregnant on company time and that was. An experience.)

//ooc first of all I am SO sorry oh my god (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

" What do I do...? "

Hiii! Mx boss, bean!.. I have.. A problem? IIIIII may or may not have made a hybrid parasite / "double impostor" that I do not know how to propperly.. Terminate.

The salt only pacifies it for so long, as it appears to have partial immunity, What exactly do you think I should do about this?

-Kindest Regards, Lead Scientist of ████ ████

"...So you're telling me you made a murderous parasite that cannot be killed."

"..."