Celestial

My guard instructor said I can’t perform tomorrow unless I get my shit together and I’m really scared

Honestly i wish this would happen now. Freshman Celeste had everything senior Celeste dreams of.

is it just me or when I really really really like someone, I don’t pay attention to anyone else like idk no one is as perfect and I don’t wanna flirt with somebody that isn’t them

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

This is so true

Date a girl who will cuddle with your sweater all night long because it still smells like you even though you haven’t been together in far too long

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign