La vie en rouge

that does sound vaguely familiar but i didnt write it??? i will ask around o7

“It’s - do you…” Jonghyun starts again, “do you know what sounding is?”

u know when u think about a smut but u dont wanna write the smut so u just write them Talking about the smut instead

also kinda jongho and jongtae (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

“So I go, and you pull me into your lap, and your legs are spread so wide that mine have to spread too, and you rub my sides and touch my butt and pull me closer, you cup my chin and you say, ‘suck my cock.’”

“Just like that?” Jinki asks. It lacks some of the usual finesse he uses in his commands. He feels like he could roll with it, though. He likes being blunt every now and again.

December Day 11: Mistletoe

Jonghyun sounds dazed and Taemin backs him against the wall, kisses him again and again. Jonghyun’s lips are soft and plush and so pliant and honestly, Taemin could spend hours kissing him.

The time has come, aka, I finally got off my butt and compiled the final #softjonghyun masterpost and here we are! Please enjoy, and share this post to spread everyone’s hard work! 

Thank you to everyone who read and reblogged and otherwise supported this challenge along the way, and a special thanks to the nine writers and eight artists who contributed to the challenge, some of them multiple times. Your efforts as creators make this fandom a better place, and it was a real privilege to look at and read through all your work. 

Note: The art is organized alphabetically by artist, and the fics are organized by rating. 

Fan Art / Edits 

Crop Top Jonghyun - @anaisarts​ (G, it’s a heckin sculpture) 

Cotton Candy - @faheej (G, Junghee)

Into You - @faheej (G) 

Lace Choker - @faheej (G)

X Inspiration - @faheej (G) 

Princess in a Choker - @hakyeonicorn (G) 

Baby Girl Junghee - @kim-jonghyun-puppy (G, Junghee)

Puppy Jjong Wants Attention - @kim-jonghyun-puppy (PG, Jongkey)

Junghee x 1of1 Outfits - @maenguu (G)

Fairy Princess Jjong - @runfromreality (G) 

Dulce - @stellarsketches (G, paired with the fic of the same name below)

“Don’t Wait For The World to Change…” - @virtuositee (G)

Fics

Babel - @amardulce (G, Jongkey)

Atramento - @eorumverba (G, Jongho) 

Dulce - @eorumverba (G, Jongyu, paired with the fan art of the same name)

Eustoma - @eorumverba (G, Jongtae) 

J’aime mon Petit - @eorumverba (G, Jongkey) 

Lucerna - @eorumverba (G, OT5) 

Pampered - @eorumverba (G, OT5)

Jonghyun and Skirts - @kibumy (G) 

A Reassuring Babe - @katrinawritesthings (PG, Jongtae)

Charming One-Liners - @katrinawritesthings (PG, Jongyu)

Three Scarves is Too Many Scarves - @katrinawritesthings (PG, Onjongtae)

(also some bonus excerpty softjonghyun things from katrina)

A Newer Version - @mingoyoongi (PG, Jungtae) 

Boop - @penyanpil (PG, Trans!Jonghyun/Agender!Kibum) 

Waiting - @syn-copate (PG-13, Jongkey) 

Kinkshaming - @taketaemtoyourleader (R, Onjongtae) 

Pink Silk - @penyanpil (NC-17, Trans!Jonghyun/Gwiboon)

Onkey commission for @cntardisblue

A Model Delight

PG

Kibum is a chief and Onew is accidentally his muse

26 Day Fall Writing Challenge: Day 10: Petting Zoos (aka jonghyun couldnt go but its not that bad)

Writers as desperate for comments. Desperate. 

I’m in a writing group with around 40 people and one of the common reasons people don’t post their work is because “no one ever comments on it, so no one is reading it” which blows because their work is amazing and instead it’s sitting in storage.

You look at your fic, and it gets a good number of Favs/Kudos. The Hits/Read bar is rising in number. But you barely have any comments on your work, so you don’t know anyone’s opinion on it. And the number of Hits/Reads rises, while the Favs/Kudos begin to stagnate. And then stop altogether.

And it comes across to the writer, that all of these readers, are clicking out of the story. That they must have found something they didn’t like and decided to stop reading.

On FF.net, you actually have a page that tells you how many reads you’ve gotten for each chapter of a story and it’s disheartening to see how the first chapter will have like 54,000 reads, and then the second has 41,903 reads, and the thirds had 32,582 reads, and the numbers lower with each chapter that goes by.

And looks as if people have lost interest in your story, somewhere in between.

pairing: onjungboon (jinki/trans!junghee/gwiboon) rating: nc-17 genre: pwp

just like, soft pink poly ot3 daddy kink shit.  yeah,,, dedicated to @mindblowinglyawesome who’s been thinking about this for god know’s how long

Pairing: Jongyu Word count: 650~ Rating: PG Content warnings: Discussion of bodies and dysphoria.

“Do you ever think about being pregnant?” Jonghyun asked.

Jinki looked down at his boyfriend, who was lying with his head in Jinki’s lap, his eyes closed as sunlight filtered through the leaves of the tree above them and dappled across his face. He had plucked a bit of clover several minutes ago and had been stimming with the soft round flower ever since, rubbing it back and forth against his bottom lip until the stalk was entirely limp.

“Not if I can help it.” Jinki repressed a shudder. “My uterus isn’t ever gonna take in any tenants. At least, that’s the plan.”

“I’m sorry,” Jonghyun said gently, turning to press a kiss against Jinki’s soft round stomach, which peeked out a little under the shirt he was wearing. “I wasn’t trying to make you uncomfy.”

Jinki shrugged. “I’m cool as long as I don’t actually get pregnant. Why do you ask?”

“I don’t know.” Jonghyun flapped one hand in the air. “I guess I’m just curious. I just think it might be…nice? To carry around a little person inside me and feel it grow, and I’d get all cute and round.” He demonstrated the width of his imagined pregnant belly with his hands. “And I’d get boobs,” he added, a wistful note creeping into his voice.

“You have boobs.” Jinki playfully squeezed Jonghyun’s chest. But instead of getting all giggly and squirmy like he usually did, Jonghyun frowned and batted his hands away. “Not muscle boobs, Jinki,” he said earnestly. “Real boobs. Nice soft ones, to feed a baby with.”

“There’s no one single way to have Real Boobs, babe,” Jinki reminded him.

“I know that,” Jonghyun snapped. He frowned sadly. “I just want different ones sometimes.”

He massaged his chest, a faraway look in his eyes.

Jinki sighed. “Jonghyun.”

“Mmm?” his boyfriend hummed, now patting his chest rhythmically.

Jinki hesitated. He’d asked this question so many times before that he worried it would annoy Jonghyun. “Are you sure you’re cis?”

Jonghyun looked at him. “Yes?” he said, after several moments. “Yes. I think so.”

“Convincing,” Jinki said with flat sarcasm.

Jonghyun’s face flushed with frustration and hurt. “I didn’t realize I was required to convince you.”

Jinki stroked his boyfriend’s hair. A tiny, contrite gesture. “I’m sorry,” he said. “I don’t mean to pester you. You just say so many things that sound like nothing I’ve ever heard from other cis boys.”

“Like what?” Jonghyun asked timidly.

“Like, just now for instance,” Jinki said. “And this isn’t the first time you’ve fantasized about having bigger, softer boobs and getting to call yourself a mom. And then you always buy your cute lady superhero undies. And you always make your character female in every video game, if you have the option. And remember how you wanted to cosplay as Princess Bubblegum?”

“Do you have a whole casefile on me?” Jonghyun teased, but his gaze was steady, his eyes serious.

“No, I just pay attention,” Jinki said.

Jonghyun twisted the clover stem between his fingers. “None of that is proof of anything. Maybe I’m just a cis boy who is a little weird.”

They were both silent for several seconds, listening to the hum of cicadas fill the summer afternoon air.

“I’m just saying,” Jinki said finally. “If you were a girl, or nonbinary, or if you just weren’t cis in some way, that would be fine. I love you no matter what.”

Jonghyun shifted uncomfortably. “Can we please stop talking about this?” he whispered. He buried his face in Jinki’s shirt again. “Will you rub my tummy?” he asked a second later, in a muffled tone.

Jinki did so, his plump hand gliding over Jonghyun’s stomach until he felt his boyfriend relax.

“For what it’s worth,” he said, “I think you’d be really cute as a pregnant babe.”