FUTURE BOY.

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

They say you can help.

Who told you about me?

So, how much trouble are we in? 

I did make you a souffle but it was too beautiful to live. 

I’m sorry, there weren’t any good questions left. 

Are you real? Are you actually, properly, real?

Is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy? 

Don’t lie. I know when you’re lying to me.

Pretty soon she’s going to try and kill you.

Okay, I’m counting three lost causes. Anyone else? 

The basic fact of our relationship is that I love you more than you love me.

Don’t you dare say that to me. Don’t you ever dare. 

You dreamed it for yourself because the truth was too terrible. 

Why do they hate you so much? They hate you so much. 

You think I’ll just let you leave without me, after what we’ve just been through?

I’ve no idea what it is. Do you want to find out?

Why can’t you just phone ahead like any normal person? 

Look, you need to learn some manners.

Oh, I never talk about myself with a gun pointed at me. Let’s talk about you.

It isn’t your choice. It’s mine. 

No. No debts. You don’t owe me anything. 

I just worry there’ll come a time when you never turn up. That something will have happened to you and I’ll still be waiting, never knowing. 

No, come on. You’ll be there till the end of me. 

I knew you’d find me eventually. 

Make peace with your gods. 

I see ‘keep out’ signs as suggestions more than actual orders. Like ‘dry clean only’. 

Why would he want to kill you? Unless he’s met you. 

Oh, so you’re not even a tiny bit curious? 

Why would I be curious? It’s a mysterious space cowboy assassin. Curious? Of course I’m not curious. 

He’s lying. Every word, every thing he says, it’s all lies.

War is another world. 

Looking at you is like looking into a mirror, almost. 

We can end this right now. We could save everyone right now.

When did killing someone become an option?

Don’t you see? Violence doesn’t end violence, it extends it.

For what it’s worth, I know you’re going to save us.

Justice doesn’t work like that. You don’t get to decide when and how your debt is paid.

I’ll find you. If I have to tear this universe apart, I will find you.

I have to face the souls of those I’ve wronged. Perhaps they will be kind.

Look at you now. All grown up. 

Look, what you do isn’t all there is. 

Somebody was talking, and I just said yes. 

Some left me. Some got left behind. And some, not many but, some died.

No, no, no. I mean, I’ll be better at it this time. I miss you.

These people are precious to me. And I will defend them to my last breath.

There was a time, there were years, when I couldn’t live without you.

This is one corner of one country in one continent on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. 

You are giving off some very strange signals. 

Whoa! Whoa! What kind of a welcome do you call that?

Things to do, worlds to save, swings to swing on. 

There’s something different about you, isn’t there?

Only you could fancy someone in a book.

I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn’t have to end. I hate endings. 

Beware the yowza. Do not, at this point, yowz.

Once we know what’s coming, it’s written in stone. 

Are you an archaeologist as well as a detective?

Didn’t you used to be somebody? 

Nothing is gained by you being a sentimental idiot!

I won’t let them take him. 

Even if you got out, you’d have to keep running for the rest of your life. They would be chasing you forever. 

To save you, I’d do anything. 

Together or not at all. 

Look, next time, could we could just go to the pub? 

Stop it. Just, just stop it!

You look after him. You be good, and you look after him.

I will never be able to see you again!

I’m sorry. I didn’t think.

Above all else, know that we will love you always. 

Sometimes I do worry about you, though.