fatal love

You know what I deserve? A foot rub. Or like…ten of them. I think you should be the best boyfriend ever and give me them. Just saying. I’ll even give you a decent review on Yelp. @cchangkyun​

You’re lucky for how hard I’ve fallen for you, Junee. These hands are talented, I can’t just be using them so much, but I’ve gotta say you’re worth it. Decent!? I’m expecting a five star response. Especially if you’re wanting so many of them. 

You’re being way too generous calling my husband sane. He’s just slightly less crazy than me. He’s crazy enough to try my ass, 24/7. But c’mon, catch me up with your life?

You know, the more he and I get to talking, the more I see where you’re coming from. Love it. God, my life. It’s a whirlwind, but in the best freakin’ way? Everything feels exactly the way it’s supposed to, you know? I mean, of course, except for Doyoung breaking up with me and all. I’m sure he’s told you all about it. 

Hey, excuse you! I call myself an angel all the time in front of him and he..usually agrees! The only times he won’t, is if I did something in bed or I teased him and left him with blue balls..which I never do! He better be, or I’m gonna have a chat with his lying ass.

Usually! Sounds like me telling trying to convince Doyoung that I’m not competitive, didn’t quite go for that one once before. Does Tae give into your terrible lies and that’s why you think to keep them up? Cause that was down right terrible! Don’t make me worry about that man’s good bits. 

Okay so when can we expect another solo comeback from you? I seriously have overplayed God Damn so much at this point, it’s not even funny. So I need some new Changkyun music to blast everywhere, please and thank you. @cchangkyun​

If it makes you feel any better, I’m working on things for myself throughout the week constantly, even if I have no godly idea when it’ll see the light of day. This flattery makes me want to get you in on it, though. 

doyoung: eh maybe depends on what it is

doyoung: yeah, gonna go run off to italy for a bit

doyoung: soz

doyoung: I don't want you, Changkyun.

changkyun: you don't.. want me 🥺

PRIVATE: We’re really mean for this, you know? All of our friends are gonna be sending us fruit baskets as condolences for our relationship run short, when in reality I’m sitting in your clothes..in your bed, eating some popcorn. I’m in heaven, actually. @cchangkyun​

PRIVATE: We’re downright evil about it, Babe. I’ve manage to convince all of the boys that you left my ass, and Joonie’s giving some really sympathetic vibes here. You know, on top of all that, you really should be sitting in my lap just to come full circle. 

doyoung: QUIT QUOTING TWILIGHT

changkyun: IT'S ENGRAINED IN MY SOUL, BABE

So, word on the street is you’ve been hounding my husband, asking how much of a brat I am, and well..whatever he’s told you is false. 100%. Don’t believe a single word he says – he’s a liar! I’m an angel. @cchangkyun​

Please, god, just record his reaction if he ever hears you call yourself an angel. After what I’ve heard, I’m dying to know what he would think of that. No slander, though! I think he’s quite into brats. 

doyoung: what the fuck did you do and why do i have to kill you for it

changkyun: yungie.. babe.. i got something to say

Heavenly. After working pretty much nonstop for the last 13 years, I decided a break was in order! I mean… gonna be honest, it’s great, but also shit. I get restless, miss creating. You should take some time away. Maybe a fortnight or so. 

13 years?! How have you not fallen apart entirely from exhaustion by now. A damn inspiration to us all. Kinda makes me feel like I need some more work under my belt before I can justify a break, but it definitely sounds lovely. I get what you mean, though. All of this hard work we do feels ingrained with our blood at this point.