We are the weirdos

“If she was a book, I would read her every night – kiss every page of her heart well and always see her spine as moonlight. If she was a book, I hope to write about her someday; “To the girl who’s my spring,” I’d dedicate. “I’m going to love you in December as I loved you in May.” If she was a book, I’d know the beginning and the end; “He loved her, and he loved her, and he loved her forever,” The End.”

me: ur ugly

i learned that Chuck E. Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese, and according to his official backstory, he’s an orphan. He never had his own birthday, so instead he fills the void by hosting birthday parties for everyone else.

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

me: ur ugly