CAW CAW.

Inej: get out of my room

Jesper: VROOAAAAAAAAAAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Inej: look at me right now and tell me you didn't bring a wild fucking animal to this wedding

Jesper: IT SAID SANITIZE!

Wylan: my father always said 'bad news first because the good news is probably a lie, fun fact, he made me cry a lot

Jesper: no, a bullet killed him, which comes from the ground, the ground is nature, he died of natural cause case closed

Inej, banging pots and pans: The Bible, The Holy Bible. Of Our Lord And God JESUS CHRIST. Amen.

Inej: *also turning around in her chair* think again

Inej, nodding: that's why i carry two knives

Jesper: and the shortest

Nina: the fridge

Jesper, strutting in with six inch diamond heels: maybe you're just not trying hard enough

Jesper: it most certainly is not

Inej: do i even want to help you?

Jesper, smiling softly: yeah, i know

Inej: why do i even try to talk to you?