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taumoebros

to not relive the past —

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jerreeeeeee

i like when guinea pigs get really comfortable and look like this

colgate-reblogs

jerreeeeeee

i like when guinea pigs get really comfortable and look like this

janchei

jerreeeeeee

i like when guinea pigs get really comfortable and look like this

malarkey42

big fan of whatever this is

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jerreeeeeee

i like when guinea pigs get really comfortable and look like this

cavy-the-dragon

Ah yes. The "are they comfy or are they dead" nap pose. When my 5 year old boi does this, I have to stare at him for a minute to make sure he is breathing.

jerreeeeeee

i like when guinea pigs get really comfortable and look like this

nyenye0701

book grace: rocky would you still love me if i were a worm

movie rocky: would grace still love rocky if rocky were a taumoeba

kyri45

In the end, their souls were all touched by each other

(part of my Second Backup AU - PREV )

kyri45

Simon Grace Gay as fuck, statement.

(Second Backup AU! PREV)

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n-adi-ra

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

aughtpunk

HOLY FUCKING SHIT "TO OBSERVE SOFT FLESH" HAS OVER 20K HITS?!?!?!?!

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who has read or shared my Bloodymary on the Rocks fanfic To Observe Soft Flesh! I have been absolutely blown away by the amount of readers, comments, and love I've gotten from y'all! You're all the reason I keep writing, and why my thoughts are now haunted night and day by this mixed alien polycue. I seriously cannot thank you all enough!

Once again, if you enjoy my romantic Sci-fi writing you should totally check out my self published novel Echo of the Larkspur. It's a story about a highly traumatized scientist named Dr. Ciro Kwakkenbos who must team up with an extremely snarky robot named S.A.G.E. to solve a mystery that threatens their space colony. It's queer! It's diverse! It has disability rep! And best of all, ROBOT SMOOCHIN'! You can read the first chapter for free over on my website!

And now, a special word from Rocky himself about his darling mate's fanfic getting over 20k hits!

(art by @squeebo go commission them now now now)

ohhelloimsotired

one of Adrian and Rockys kids gets super attached to simon, like SUPER attached to simon. They're always excited to see him and won't sit still enough to get into the suit needed to meet him.

They trail behind him when he's walking to and fro from the garden and house. They roll around in the dirt simon dug up, much to his dismay.

Grace and Rocky laugh at the two of them playing around before one of the other kids jumps on Grace's back

omegaweiss01

Colt: I got high once.

Court: Same.

Ryland: me too.

*both brothers stare at Ryland in disbelief*

Ryland: What? It was the only time I ever took a pill from a stranger and it was in college!

Court: You did what?

Colt: Did you see a unicorn?

*Court just turns to stare at Colt, eyes narrowing*

*Colt tries not to sweat nervously while his elder bro wears an expression wanting to ask so many questions*

Colt: ...Just answer the question.

Ryland: ...No. I did see hallucinate being in a space relationship with a rock alien and a hot, mutated Asian guy that looked an awful lot like Markiplier tho

Colt and Court: ...

Ryland: What?

Colt: Ry's monsterfucker confirmed

Court:

glade-constellation

This would definitely be used in a situation where Simon and Adrian become friends and Rocky interprets this as Simon stealing both his best friend and his mate.

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