Oh my Dickens!

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

Things we learned from tonight’s SN broadcast: Darnell Nurse really likes Call of Duty. 

She was tearing up a roll of toilet paper and I told her no. Then after she threw herself into the trash can I said “stop being such a Skywalker” and she threw herself into it again

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account