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Me: I’m 17

Millenials: cool cool no doubt

Me: I was born in 2002

Millenials:

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I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.

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Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

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https://www.instagram.com/p/ByNIZzFpf7P

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Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

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you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

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Accio Christmas!

Hogsmeade Village at Universal Studios Florida

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Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

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All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

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reblogging for that gif

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I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

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this is like 100% what living with cats is like

randomslasher

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

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Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

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They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole.

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

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Malicious compliance

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Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

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THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

moonlight-mery

Let’s take a look at it one more time

bitternest

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

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👀

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3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

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just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

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You’re a dragon. Be a dragon.

#got spoilers #game of thrones

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tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

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This just changed my life.

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The lasagne one has opened my eyes

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Damn

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Sending an email at work like

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