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the-ghost-of-mr-dolphin

On god,

I just

Want to be

Hugged.

I want to be

Caressed

And

Squeezed

Lovingly.

Affectionately.

And

Passionately.

Literally just

Embrace me.

Please.

Just wrap your

Fuckin’ arms

Around me,

Put your head on my

Shoulder,

(And if you want)

You can even

To*ch

My hair

A little.

programaticallydelicious

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thiccgrayson

when y'all are psyched for anime

spinkickmycat

This is sin

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flamakargo-deactivated20171022

someone: The 90′s berserk anime looks horrible and aged like shit

me:

ruinedchildhood

unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

dr-hollands-deactivated20190209

I’m sorry what

unpretty

you heard me

unpretty

elkian

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

fiskeorn-deactivated20180416

@genericrevenge

son-of-maglor

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

unpretty

kinda, yeah

renthebarbarian

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

gregorydickens

That logo looks familiar.

unpretty

WHAT

OH MY GOD

sylveonce

paintmeahero

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

unpretty

cattlemansmeat

But where do they get off using a cool ass name like "Ballistic Metal USA" when they make butt plugs and shit.

knifebinch

before listening to lana del rey

after listening to lana del rey

frozen-felix

vergeangst

Why can’t I stop watching this

vergeangst

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

xxfluffypandazxx

He l p m e

vergeangst

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

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catchymemes

I only drink free-range, organic water

erotetica

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

lesbi-chus

Cronch

wrestlingoutofcontext-deactivat

Who says romance is dead?

viejospellejos

Yo le daba 500 euros

claycaduceus

we can only post legal boobs now

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walking into tumblr today like

dankmemesreasonforliving

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