EJ

Almost 28 and I’ve been burned out since 23.

she was forced to do laundry when she was 25 and now shes killing people with a sword

if you're interested in experiencing the most undignified way of having a bad time ever devised, then look no further than having a body

unfortunately if you ever want to experience the most delightful sensations this world has to offer you will also need a body for that

sure jesus may have suffered but did he ever have to go to work on his period

Im ready to get obsessed with someone or something again. And bartender make it unobtainable

going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die

I think "refreshing" is an underrated flavor spectrum. Like I love it when something is refreshing

Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter