What am I even doing?

fucking half of gay people don’t even WANT you knowing they’re gay. the fuck makes you so special?

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

The first time you kiss the right girl is down right magical. Because in all the girls you could be kissing you realize that the one in your arms is probably the sweetest. You realize that in your bliss you’ve forgotten to catalog every inch of her skin. You’ve forgotten to memorize every single detail of her face, to the crook in her nose to the subtle parting of her lips. Because you don’t want to forget the details of kissing the right girl. You want to have the memory deep inside you, so on rough days you can remember the moment perfectly. The exact way she grabbed your face to pull you down to her and you then realized, “fuck this is most definitely the right girl.”

Have you ever met someone and grow attached to them and think “it’s gonna hurt real bad when they leave”

Science Rules

das gay

do you like the color of the sky?

The only “it’s just a phase” I went through was that weird heterosexual one

My definition of “broke” is I got money but it’s not to spend

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles