SORRY NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID

Well, thank you for that. I’d definitely like to hang out. Are you still on campus right now?

Yeah I mean, this is like a resort, let’s be honest.

Hey there, just your local aerospace engineer out here still have quandaries over theories about the Cullens possible advancement of modern science. I have been sort of looking to do a few more adventurous things on the island like rock climbing, surfing, hiking, etc. . And was wondering if anyone had any interest. Or if anyone has any other cool suggestions, I’d be very willing to hear those. I’m a Switch so I can be either the escorter or the escortee.

You know, it is beyond me why anyone would even want to do any of that. Like, I can just about get on board with the surfing, maybe. But I am way too young and pretty to risk my life like that.

Hey, everyone. I know a lot of you are probably home for the summer and stuff but I thought I’d introduce myself anyway. I’m Bellamy, looking forward to starting my first year here at Devereux in a few weeks. Some of you might know my sisters Brittany and Beth; and if you do know them, you’ll know that their the coolest people ever. Looking forward to chatting with some of you soon.

Your sisters seem pretty dope so far so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re probably pretty cool too. If that tracks, we should hang out.

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I have to say, I know I wasn’t expecting this campus to be the hustle and bustle during the summer months, arriving when finding out about some sort of Mexico getaway is very disappointing. If anyone is still on campus, I’ll arrange us to have our own fun, hmm? If my bags are unpacked for me by a gracious volunteer, of course. Oh, and where are my manners. Carly Wilde. The fun one. And for those not a Dominant, it’s Miss.

Ugh, that does sound really annoying. But apparently this school is like notorious for expensive trips so I feel like you can probably just wait it out.

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Pretty sure that’s self explanatory… I am beyond cool

Right. So what kinda beyond cool stuff do you do?

Well, Britt definitely knows how to throw a party, so this is def one you want to and should come to.

I don’t know who that is either but it sounds like someone I should be aware of.

I can’t believe this is probably my last official post as a Devereux student. It’s kinda sad because I’ve spent so much time here and have found my forever person here. But I’m also super excited about graduation and moving on to the next thing, you know? Anyways, I hope I see you guys at this awesome grad party Britt is throwing for me cause…

I’M FUCKING GRADUATING!!

I have not a single clue who you are but you had me at party so I’ll be there.

Due to an unfortunate series of events that involve me not having a life purpose I will be here for most of the summer. So I am looking for buddies, people who won’t make fun of the hat I have to wear for work, perfect matches and people to tell me how cool and sexy I am.

I mean, this leaves the question -- are you cool?

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I feel like I could hair care my hair to death and it would still find a way to literally be the biggest frizz ball in the world. Welcome Cat Sanchez I’m Fauna Hudson, I’m sorry if you didn’t get a beach view room because the smell on the balcony is totally a-mazing.

It’s actually the worst but I’ll get it under control somehow. Also, wait, there’s beach view rooms? Why wasn’t there a section for that on the application? I would have absolutely requested one.