Cat and Dog Person

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

I clicked on this forest wildlife live stream on youtube, and as the stream opened there were like two dozen birds on the ground feeding, which all happened to get startled and scatter in unison the very moment it started playing for me, and it very immersively simulated the physical experience of suddenly happening upon those birds while walking in a forest clearing

don't know why the algo gave me this but i am very happy because i just opened the link and saw a fox AND a badger in the same minute. they are both still hanging out together in the night (forest is in denmark and that's +1h from where i am)

quick everyone look @ the badgers

Nobody said it was some sort of good luck money bird, but I'm not taking any chances.

I’m blessing you with restful sleep and a slightly lucky day for tomorrow. You don’t have to do anything for it, you just got lucky seeing this :)

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means