What if instead of naming space program stuff cool things it was just like:
"At two thirty PM today, sixty five minutes after liftoff, the CUM VII rocket exploded in low earth orbit, killing all hands on board."
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What if instead of naming space program stuff cool things it was just like:
"At two thirty PM today, sixty five minutes after liftoff, the CUM VII rocket exploded in low earth orbit, killing all hands on board."

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Paris
And other such cities, consisting of five or more stories, will forever retain within them a sort of whimsy and fantasia that no other cities might inspire upon me; other than those of akin to New York or Singapore, which inspire only terror of being the final destination of a penny launched from a mile high would result in my hilarious, yet untimely demise
Ergo, Lincoln Nebraska is actually kinda neat
In the event of explosion:
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But if you haven't perchanced the scent of that particular odor of methane, that which singularly, upon its grace, recall upon thee an entire childhood of grace, happiness, turmoil, tribulations, and heroics, upon yourself, your siblings, your parentage, your friends, your family, of days of old, and brings forth a memory of absolutely nothing beyond and incredible headache...
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